Teen shoots himself in crotch, blames ninjas

[Initech]

Report: Teen shoots himself in groin, blames ninjas

CHICAGO -- An Illinois teen who was injured in a shooting Friday is believed to have shot himself, officials said.

The 17-year-old boy from Elmwood Park was taken to Loyola Hospital in Maywood, Ill., with a gunshot wound to his left groin area when he reportedly told police he was shot by two men wearing ninja masks.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/17/17344908-report-teen-shoots-himself-in-groin-blames-ninjas

I don't even want to know what possessed him to do that.

[kickysnana]

1. Which is why we should never be trying teens as adults...

and why you have parents or guardians until you are at least 18 or can prove you are not likely to do things the above action.

The host of the Newlywed game said men under 24 often aren't even sure where they are or something to that effect.

[petronius]

2. If nobody actually saw any ninjas, doesn't that

prove the story is true?

[Initech]

3. Good question!

[Rincewind]

4. This is why

I always check my pants for Ninjas before putting them on.