Dumb criminals: Student put semen in breath mint bottles, loses scholarship

[Initech]

A former high school student in Saginaw, MI, who put semen in a breath mint drop bottle and distributed it to students could have his arrest record permanently sealed.

Jordan T. Drake, 18, pleaded guilty in January to adulterating a food item in May 2012, when he put semen into a bottle of “Ice Drops” breath mint drops as a senior prank, MLive.com reported.

Police were notified of Drake's semen stunt after a student who ingested the drops reported the incident, WNEM-TV reported.

Drake was a high achiever at Saginaw Arts & Sciences Academy before the incident, winning science fair and quiz bowl awards, but was suspended after an internal investigation. He had enough units to graduate, but was not allowed to participate in commencement ceremonies, MiNBCNews.com reported.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/19/jordan-drake-semen-breath-mints_n_2909163.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[libodem]

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[Initech]

2. That's the only appropriate response to this story, BTW.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. Worst. Breath. Mints. Ever.

[MADem]

4. His "record" may be sealed, but Google is forever.

He'd be well advised to change his name.

If that's a "high achiever" I think I'd prefer to hang out with the "regular" kids, were I a youngster in his class.