Chicago Teenager Hires Hooker While Parents Are Out, Who Then Takes His Stuff

[Initech]

Risky! An Illinois teen was robbed in his home after he hired a hooker while his parents were away. Above, Tom Cruise's character suffered a similar fate in the 1983 flick 'Risky Business.'

A Chicago-area teen looking to get lucky hired a hooker while his parents were out, but ended up getting his piggy bank and iPad stolen.

Dareka Brooks, 22, pepper sprayed the pantsless 14-year-old as he sat on his bed in his Prospect Heights home on Wednesday, cops told The Chicago Tribune.

Cops said the boy was home alone and had arranged the hook-up online.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/hooker-robs-teen-piggy-bank-ipad-article-1.1334290#ixzz2SGKjDAic

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Time of your life, huh kid?

[Initech]

2. This sounds like the plot for a great Christopher Walken movie.

[MADem]

3. Wow--an armed robbery charge, over an iPad and a piggy bank!

I've got to say, I almost feel sorry for this stupid, hapless thief--to be reduced to stealing from CHILDREN!!! Talk about no pride, and no shame!

And that mug shot--could the lighting be more cruel? She looks GREEN, and that hair color was probably a bad choice, too.

Stupid kid--hopefully he's learned a lesson. Miss Dareka will have years behind bars to learn hers, no doubt....

[47of74]

4. All around facepalm

Hopefully the kid learned his lesson.