Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest

[Dr. Strange]

The important part is this:

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm

[trusty elf]

1. Wow, a Darwin Award nominee, perhaps?

[catnhatnh]

2. K&R&SFF

Kicked, recommended, and stolen for Facebook....Read the whole thing-the forensic evidence will have you on the floor faster that the nest residents put the perp there...

[siligut]

4. That they went to all that trouble to obtain evidence speaks to my concern

Because if you wanted to torture someone, this would be a good method.

[libodem]

3. Usually folks get into trouble

Sticking their noses in somebody else's business.

[Initech]

5. So far I think this wins the weirdest news story of the year.

[Tien1985]

6. +1

If this is the weirdest so far, I really hope it stays at the top. I'm not sure I could handle higher levels of weird.

[krispos42]

8. the thought process on this is beyond belief.

"I think it would be a great idea to take my penis, my one and only penis, the organ through which I define myself sexually and is irreplaceable, and get it erect. Then I'm going to take this exceedingly, vital, sensitive organ and ram it into a paper nest full of insects with venom-filled stingers. yeah, this will be much better than masturbating to pictures of the Swedish Bikini Team."

[siligut]

9. There was semen found in the nest . . .

Maybe initially, at least, it was successful

There is a method of using bee stings to obtain increased sexual sensation. Of course, this is from Mail Online

A woman has described how she stings herself with bees up to 100 times a week, in large part, for sexual pleasure.
In the latest episode of TLC's My Strange Addiction, Margaret, 53, from Morningview, Kentucky, admits that ten stings 'makes sex great'.
The couple do not elaborate on this bizarre detail, though Margaret speaks unapologetically about her love of the bee sting sensation.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2282362/It-makes-sex-great-Meet-woman-stings-bees-100-times-week-pleasure.html#ixzz2TOPQOI3R
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[PotatoChip]

10. Ya Think?

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

Best understatement ever!

[Warren DeMontague]

11. However, he may very well live on through a brand new expression.

"shit, dude, you just fucked the hornet's nest, there, didn't ya"

[siligut]

12. Dr. Strange, are you aware that this is a FAKE news story?

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/
Reports circulated across the world of a man so bloated that his body was mistaken for a whale carcass.

The 35-year-old, apparently known only as Hasse, was said to have been found unconscious next to his farm in Ystad, Sweden.

A neighbour was quoted as saying Hasse looked like a beached whale due to the inflammation caused by hundreds of stings.

However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist.

The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012.

It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Are you kidding me?

What the hell kind of world do we live in when you can't even trust a story about a man dying because he boinked a hornet's nest?

I feel so lost.

[siligut]

14. So you really had no idea?

It's a crazy mixed up world we live in.

Now, I feel lost.

[Dr. Strange]

15. There are certain things you just don't lie about.

Free cheese
A Partridge Family Reunion
Nickelback being nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Bacon-flavored vodka
Swedish dudes making sweet love to a hornet's nest

Hold me, siligut. I'm scared. (No groping though.)

[siligut]

16. Nickelback being nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

Now I know you are funnin' with me.

No groping? No holding. Them's the rules.

[MADem]

17. Fake or not, this is an hilarious story! nt