Bottle rocket shot from anus leads to lawsuit

[Dr. Strange]

A U.S. college student is suing his fraternity after a fellow frat boy allegedly got drunk and shot bottle rockets out of his anus, causing the startled plaintiff to fall off a balcony.

Louis Helmburg III is suing the the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity at Marshall University in Huntington, West Virginia, as well as member Travis Hughes, over drunken misadventures that allegedly occurred at a frat party on May 1, 2011.

"Defendant Hughes was highly intoxicated on this date and time, and decided in a drunken stupor that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck," reads the lawsuit.

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/02/02/bottle-rocket-shot-from-anus-leads-to-lawsuit

The best quote, indeed, words to live by:

"the activity of drinking underage and firing bottle rockets out of one's own anus constitutes an 'ultra hazardous' activity."

[Dead_Parrot]

1. Aww, c'mon...

...who hasn't done that?

[yellowcanine]

2. Some of the comments are hysterical.....

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heard that he was singing the US national anthem when he blew hisass off---"and the rockets red glare, my arse bursting with flare--"

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♬...Relieved at the sight, that my balls were still there......♬

[Javaman]

3. This guy was a regular bottle rocket scientasst. nt

[madinmaryland]

4. Brings new meaning to the phrase, "he was drunk off his ass"

[ZombieHorde]

5. At least he was shooting the rockets out of his own anus. nt

[Dead_Parrot]

6. and not in. nt

[ZombieHorde]

7. Perfect.

Very good.

[leftyohiolib]

8. the best quote deserves its own t-shirt

"the activity of drinking underage and firing bottle rockets out of one's own anus constitutes an 'ultra hazardous' activity."
why is he suing the frat . oh thats right

[rox63]

9. Just when you thought you'd heard it all

Someone goes and expands the boundaries of stupid.

[LongTomH]

10. Was the first name of the guy shooting the rocket out of his ass: Beavis?