Pennsylvania Residents Complain That Sidewalk Posts Resemble Penises

[Initech]

SCOTT TOWNSHIP, Pa. (KDKA) - New traffic barriers, known as bollards, are causing some controversy in the Glendale section of Scott Township. It's not the function, but the form.

"When you really look at all four close together, they look like male body parts, which I don't think is appropriate," says Glendale resident Pat Martin.

She raised the issue at Tuesday night's township commission meeting.

"Everyone's laughing about them," she adds, "because of the way they're put and what they resemble to people."

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[woodsprite]

1. I would say that Ms. Martin has "issues".

They're rounded so they're less likely to hurt someone if they run into them. Sheesh!!!

Thank gawd they didn't install fountains in them [although that would be an idea -- pop fountains -- get a little too close and it goes off]

[liberal N proud]

2. For that matter, she probably sees all cylindrical objects as penises

[Initech]

4. That is a good point!

[libodem]

3. They should tell her

To sit on it and twirl.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??!?!?!??!??!

[Tien1985]

6. Makes me wonder

If she's seen a penis lately...

[47of74]

7. God, I would LOVE to hear what she thinks of Cappadocia

Especially natural features like this;

[MADem]

8. She's got an "anything longer than it is wide" problem.

Maybe she'd prefer these?

[ConcernedCanuk]

9. oh my - how does she handle these things then???

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penises with warts no less!



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