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Related: About this forumAmazon Pulls Novelty Jesus Toaster, Annoys Company
Vermont Novelty says that its Jesus toaster which toasts an image of Jesus into bread slices was ranked as the 32nd top-selling toaster on Amazon this holiday season. But now, the Jesus toaster, along with the company's other novelty toasters that produce toasty images of President Obama, the Virgin Mary, Sarah Palin and assorted other icons, won't be sold on Amazon any longer.
The company alleges that Amazon has refused to cough up half of the revenue from two weeks of sales because those sales have exceeded the "limited velocity amount."
By exceeding that amount, Vermont Novelty incurs an account review. The company's CEO notes that the delay which has happened at the end of two consecutive years damages its cash flow. The company also complains that Amazon pockets nearly $8 out of each toaster sale.
http://money.msn.com/top-stocks/post--company-pulls-popular-jesus-toaster-from-amazon?ocid=ansmony11
I think I saw Jesus Toaster Pull at Coachella last year!
BainsBane
(53,031 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)It's more like Chaplin, spoofing Hitler.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)The people demand novelty toast. Some savvy businessperson is going to give it to them.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)if they get the right PR
http://www.burntimpressions.com/
Only 25-30 bucks for these things. I like the paw print.
(But, they don't sell the vagina toaster that came up in the search)
Turns out the velocity limit is what Amazon puts on you if you sell too much and they think you might have a problem fulfilling the orders. eBay and others do the same thing. But, these guys had an account review last year and passed, so why hold on to the money this year? Besides, 8 bucks out of 25 is a hefty commission,
Ineeda
(3,626 posts)$8 bucks is actually lower than standard, which averages a 60-40 split (60% for you, 40% for them). 40% would be a $10 commission.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Is it too late to get Granny a present?
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)although you have to dig around for it on the site. Penis toaster, too. In fact, you can get granny a three vagina toaster in case she has friends over.
It's 60 bucks, though. And any of the boorish but hilarious comments that come to mind I'll have the League of Loony Left Decency on my ass.
These guys have it pegged:
http://verastic.com/social/a-toaster-that-creates-penises-vaginas-but-of-course.html
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)...
BainsBane
(53,031 posts)As a diagram with directions to the clitoris. For educational purposes, of course.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Unca Jim
(556 posts)I got my Smiley Face toaster I never knew I wanted until now!
mackerel
(4,412 posts)Jesus winemaker, Jesus fish tank, etc.