Wedding color scheme argument leads to SC stabbing

[BainsBane]

Last edited Fri Dec 27, 2013, 12:27 PM - Edit history (1)

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) - Richland County deputies say a 34-year-old woman stabbed her fiance on Christmas Day after they argued over what colors should be used in their wedding.

Investigators say the man was trying to leave a home near Blythewood after the argument when Krysta James attacked him around 8:30 p.m. Wednesday.

Deputies say the man was stabbed in the upper body, but his injuries weren't life threatening.

James is charged with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature. She remains in jail on a $10,000 bond and it isn't known if she has an attorney.

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http://www.wbtw.com/story/24308425/wedding-color-scheme-argument-leads-to-sc-stabbing

Despite my extensive efforts (a 5 sec. search of Google news) I have not been unable to uncover the crucial missing information in this case: What were the disputed colors? What if the groom insisted the wedding colors be black and mustard or mint green and Barbie pink? Surely a judge would have to rule that Ms. James's actions were justifiable.

[TxDemChem]

1. I sure hope the wedding is off.

Imagine what she'd do if he left the toilet seat up

[HappyMe]

2. Poor Stabby James.

Her color is now orange.

[dimbear]

3. Krysta was of the blue persuasion........

Too obscure?

[Warren DeMontague]

6. Not for Breaking Bad fans.

[Warren DeMontague]

4. Was it another ceramic squirrel?

If so, it would be a CS SC stabbing.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. I just realized that the initials for color scheme are CS, too.

So it would be a CS SC CS stabbing.

[BainsBane]

7. The ceramic squirrel assailant have a very particular color scheme

She insisted on:

[Warren DeMontague]

8. If she was a hipster, it would be PBR.

Then it would be a PBR CS SC CS stabbing.

[BainsBane]

9. Whatever the beverage choice

There sure are some testy women who turn up in weird news. Despite my reputation as a man-hating feminazi, I have never once attacked a man with a ceramic squirrel or stabbed anyone over a color scheme at a wedding. I don't know what the fuss is all about.
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[Warren DeMontague]

10. Testy, Testy

[BainsBane]

11. Another credential on my resume

Official DU translator for Senhor Testiculo. Whether translating or busting, I've got the balls covered.