Two Men Arrested For Filming Each Other Covered In Jell-O Having Sex With A Cow

[babylonsister]

http://popdust.com/2014/02/27/men-arrested-sex-cow-covered-jell-o-video-filming-each-other/


Two Men Arrested For Filming Each Other Covered In Jell-O Having Sex With A Cow
Men Arrested Sex Cow Covered Jell-O Video filming each other

Posted by Maxine Page on 02/27/2014 at 6:25 PM News
Video at link~


OK…. NOTHING strange here….

Two men have been arrested in Farmington, Conn, and charged with sexual misconduct after being caught in the act allegedly filming each other, covered in Jell-O, having sex with a cow—Popdust has the very bizarre details.

According to WTHN-TV News 8, Michael Jones, 33, and Reid Fontaine, 31, were captured on film in flagrante delicto after a farmer set up hidden cameras in a bid to discover why his cows had suddenly stopped producing milk.

And, he got the shock of his life after learning of what was going down on the farm….as did Farmington locals.

“I couldn’t believe it! I just… what! No never and then I was like, wow, it’s bizarre,” one resident told WTHN-TV.

Adding even further to the disturbing story, the two men were caught in the act by TV reporters after the farmer tipped them off and they arrived mid bovine-bonk, cameras rolling.

“Now when we arrived, one of the men was actively having sex with the cow. His friend who was videotaping the act took off as soon as he seen us arrive,” a newscaster says.

“Now we can’t show you that video because the man was naked and covered in Jell-O, however we can show you the video of the aftermath.”

As if being sexually abused by two Jell-O covered men wasn’t traumatic enough for the poor cow, it bolted when the TV cameras arrived and was hit by cars, leaving it dead in the road.

Meanwhile, Fontaine has resigned from his job as a computer tech at a local school…

Yeah, that’s probably the wise thing to do……

[libodem]

1. Arrived mid bovine bonk

OMG I Had To laugh. The whole incident is so ott inappropriate I couldn't help myself. Poor cow.

Stupid criminals.

[liberal N proud]

2. Would it have been OK if they were not covered in Jello?

I think they were trying to see just how bizarre they could be.

[flying rabbit]

3. Best OP title ever.

Strangest anyway... no wait... there are probably worse and I don't want to think about them.

[MrScorpio]

4. Farmington, CT, where men are men, and cows are nervous. nt

[MADem]

5. What a horrid end for that poor cow. Good grief. Those jerks need jailing for treating an animal

so cruelly.

[Initech]

6. ...

[Javaman]

7. While worried about the cows not giving milk...

the farmer was seemingly un-fazed by the fact that the cows were returning from pasture covered in Jell-O...

okay then.

[whatthehey]

8. There is something staggeringly hubristic in having sex with cows

I for one would not presume to claim that cows would even notice if I were ever far enough gone to try it.

Anyone making that claim has probably never seen a bull in its....moments of passion.

[Warren DeMontague]

10. And "Jell-O" is specifically mentioned by name repeatedly, in that story.

In fact, one almost wonders if the Kraft corp was engaging in some sort of paid prod..... no, come to think of it, probably not.

[Warren DeMontague]

11. Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle...

...no, just, no.