Man conceived at tollway oasis chains himself to protest its closure

[UrbScotty]

A 21-year-old Crystal Lake man staged a one-man protest Friday morning over the permanent closing this weekend of the Des Plaines Oasis along the Jane Addams Memorial Tollway. The reason will do doubt come as a surprise.

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“It is a weird story, I must admit. About 21 years ago, my parents were at a Phil Collins concert here in Chicago, and one thing led to another. They ended up at the oasis … and I was conceived there,” he said.

Asked how his parents went about telling him that, Walters said “it just sort of came out just randomly in conversation.”

“They were like, ’Oh yeah, hey, we never really told you how you were born, or your conception,’ and my parents are weird people, so it’s not that surprising,” he said.

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[Warren DeMontague]

1. I've actually been to that place.

It's a great spot to have sex, after a Phil Collins concert.

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Seriously, a Phil Collins concert?

"Hey, thank God we had sex in the HoJo parking lot, so the evening wasn't a complete loss"