Dumb Criminals: Notre Dame Student Arrested After Breaking Into Shop & Gorging On Hot Pockets

[Initech]

SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- A 19-year-old student was arrested Sunday morning after police say he used a flower pot to break into a South Bend business, and ate a variety of foods, including Hot Pockets and macaroni and cheese.

Brian McCurren was arrested for burglary, vandalism and minor consumption after he caused thousands of dollars worth of damage to Therapeutic Indulgence. McCurren, of Mainsville, Ohio, is reported to be a Notre Dame student.

Late Saturday evening or early Sunday morning, McCurren appears to have attempted to force entry into the day spa through three separate entrances, causing damage to them all.

Sara Ros Frazier, owner of Therapeutic Indulgence, tells NewsCenter 16 that the suspect finally gained access by throwing a flower pot through a stained glass window and crawling through the hole.

http://www.wndu.com/news/headlines/19-year-old-arrested-in--253303431.html

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Why does the name, the term day spa, and hot pockets not compute?

[Warren DeMontague]

2. I cant think of any punishment worse than the crime itself.

[liberal N proud]

3. Must have had the munchies

[Javaman]

4. Always the drink...

"South Bend Police tell NewsCenter 16 that McCurren was still intoxicated in the morning, blowing a .106 in a standard breath test."