No Contest, The Stupidest Criminal Of 2014 Is.... (*Drum Roll*)

[Initech]

Vernon police took three drivers into custody during a weekend drunken driving enforcement operation.

On Saturday at 8:08 p.m., a vehicle driven by David Caruso, 51, of 1365 Main St., Coventry, approached a checkpoint, according to an arrest report. Police immediately noticed that Caruso was drinking a beer while operating the vehicle and he was pulled over, according to an arrest report.

Police said his driver's license was under suspension for a previous driving under the influence charge.

Police said he was charged with:

• Drinking while driving.
• Operating a motor vehicle under suspension for alcohol.
• Illegally operating a motor vehicle while under suspension.
• Operating an unregistered motor vehicle.

http://patch.com/connecticut/vernon/three-charged-as-part-of-sobriety-checkpoint

Congratulations David Caruso! You are the stupidest criminal of 2014! No need for a top 10 or anything!

[UrbScotty]

1. The prize: He's been named an honorary Florida Man!

[Initech]

2. Florida Man occasionally travels up north to get away from the craziness.