If The Green Party Establishment Screws Darryl Cherney Over, I'm Voting for Hillary

[NuclearDem]

https://www.reddit.com/r/enoughsandersspam/comments/4ngh8d/if_the_green_party_establishment_screws_darryl/

The Establishment and Big Homeopathy are in league with each other for nominating Jill Stein just because she's a woman. Don't they know it's just a matter of time until Stein is arrested again?

We are not allowed to vote in the closed Green Party primaries. That, my friends, is voter suppression. Why do we let the Establishment keep winning? Jill Stein is so right-wing, she might as well be Bernie Sanders. What happened to MY Green Party?

I'm not bluffing here, I'm #DarrylOrBust. If the Party Elites steal this election, I will not fall in line. I will vote for Hillary if I have to just to send a message. What they don't realize is I'm not a part of the Green Party, I'm an independent. If Hillary destroys the crystal healing industry, and if she makes everything GMO, and harshes all our mellows, so be it, because apparently that's what it's gonna take for you fuckers to realize there's no difference between Stein and Hillary.

[leftofcool]

1. This is my favorite line.............

"yeah the MSM says darryl is losing but that's because they're ignoring all the voter fraud, like denying people a vote for each of their seven chakras."

[charlyvi]

2. What is this right Independents think they have

to waltz right in to any party's primary, sit down at the table and pick the party's nominee? What sense of entitlement is at work here? Be it Green, Libertarian, Republican or Democratic; others have the dedication and do the work to build their party for years and Independents think they should just come in and suborn the process for the person they want to go with that season? Like candidates are just chocolates in a box? Yeesh!

[SharonClark]

3. Excellent satire!

[Maru Kitteh]

4. K&R & bookmarking to look at later! :-)

[NastyRiffraff]

5. OMG that is hilarious!

My favorite comment:

"Holy shit- He's brilliant. "My fourth act will be to convert the White House lawn into a vegetable garden" Doesn't get much better than that."