Toilet paper stink gives way to Mass mess in Venezuela

[Bacchus4.0]

http://www.caribbean360.com/index.php/news/venezuela_news/737954.html#axzz2UtCyefER

As the problem of shortages spreads from the kitchen to the bathroom and on to the Church, the government insists that an opposition-led conspiracy is to blame. CARACAS, Venezuela, Friday May 31, 2013 – With shortages of everything from staple food items to toilet paper raising a stink in Venezuela, the government may soon find itself facing the wrath of God – or His representatives on earth – as supplies of Communion wine and wafers dwindle with no apparent salvation in sight.

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"[Our supplier] Bodegas Pomar have told us that they can no longer make wine because they're facing difficulties," Church spokesman Monsignor Lucker told BBC News.

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"The makers of consecrated bread have told us that they'll have to raise prices because they can't find enough flour. Wheat is not grown here; it all comes from abroad," he explained.

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Paradoxically, the country with the largest proven oil reserves in the world endures a level of shortages unimaginable in far poorer Caribbean countries.



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[naaman fletcher]

1. dumb carribean suppliers

Paradoxically, the country with the largest proven oil reserves in the world endures a level of shortages unimaginable in far poorer Caribbean countries.

If only they knew how much money they could be making by not producing and selling