BREAKING NEWS!!! First Look at the New Standardized Testing for College Students

[SoBronxSchool]

Click the link to see the new college standardized test advocated by New York Times David Brooks.


http://www.southbronxschool.com/2012/04/breaking-news-first-look-at-new.html

But as my 10 1/2 year old son always says, "Dad, the devil is in the details," I decided to give another assignment to the Crack Team here at SBSB to track down this so called "Collegiate Learning Assessment," and report back post haste with not only a report, but a copy of it so I can share with the loyal readers of this blog.

I want to personally thank the Crack Team for pulling this assignment off. In particular, a big shout out is directed at Crack Team member Hank for the new low in deviancy that he perpetrated in obtaining the copy of the CLA. Thank you Hank!

As you will see below, the questions truly do assess the college student in a proper format. Here are just some of those questions.

1. You wish to buy a 1/2 ounce for $250 of high quality reefer from the dorm stoner. There are very few stems and seeds in the weed. However, the local dealer in town is selling an ounce of weed for $250. He claims it is California Sensemilia, but you are not sure, and you see too many seeds and stems. Do you?

[saras]

1. Breaking like the wind. Unfunny satire.

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Old joke that wasn't funny the first time.