“Rollin’ Coal” Is Pollution Porn for Dudes With Pickup Trucks

[phantom power]

More tribal politics. Because, freedumb!

In small towns across America, manly men are customizing their jacked-up diesel trucks to intentionally emit giant plumes of toxic smoke every time they rev their engines. They call it “rollin’ coal,” and it’s something they do for fun.

An entire subculture has emerged on the Internet surrounding this soot-spewing pastime—where self-declared rednecks gather on Facebook pages (16,000 collective followers) Tumblers and Instagram (156,714 posts) to share photos and videos of their Dodge Rams and GM Silverados purposefully poisoning the sky. As one of their memes reads: “Roll, roll, rollin’ coal, let the hybrid see. A big black cloud. Exhaust that’s loud. Watch the city boy flee.”

http://www.vocativ.com/culture/society/dicks-pick-trucks-meme-rollin-coal/

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Rollin+coal.+Never+been+a+big+fan+of+stacks+but_e88351_3790692.jpg

[pscot]

1. Apes throwing shit

Facebook is becoming a damned ugly place.

[hatrack]

2. Tiny dicks, even tinier brains

[Nihil]

3. As if the article wasn't bad enough ...

... reading some of the comments on that page really bring it home
that there is no hope for humanity as long as there are red-necks
on the planet.

Suddenly, I understand why American foreign policy has been basically
"finding the next easy target to pillage", why so much of the US budget
is given to the arms industry and why Republicans keep getting elected.

It is all down to the vast numbers of sub-humans (definitely not homo sapiens)
that have been allowed to take over and thus globally & forever tarnish the
name & image of the birthplace of those intelligent liberals unfortunate enough
to have to share the same patch of land as those yeast-like creatures.

You have my sympathy with your valiant fight against inbred stupidity.

[phantom power]

4. on the bright side...

it does finally answer my formerly-rhetorical question -- "is there anything dumber than truck nutz?"

Yes. Yes there is.

[lunasun]

5. Oh FFS

“Roll, roll, rollin’ coal, let the hybrid see. A big black cloud. Exhaust that’s loud. Watch the city boy flee.”