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Fearless

(18,421 posts)
Tue Aug 20, 2013, 01:19 AM Aug 2013

Mexican Leader Says Gays Can’t Marry Because They Don’t Face Each Other During Sex

Ana Maria Jimenez Ortiz, a Mexican leader and local representative of the PAN party in Puebla, had this to says to On Top magazine: “Marriage should only be considered as those relationships in which the members have sex while facing each other.”

Jimenez Ortiz goes on to cite bogus science, saying that the scientific method has proven that true copulation cannot take place without eye contact. She adds: “This does not occur between gay couples.”

Perhaps out of all of this demeaning absurdity, the most insulting, and also the most inaccurate, part of it all is when Jimenez Ortiz exclaimed: “Who pretends to love decently using the favorite position of dogs?”

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/08/19/mexican-leader-says-gays-cant-marry-because-they-dont-face-each-other-during-sex/


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Oh teh stoopid it burns!!!!!111!

EDIT TO ADD: Apparently I've been doing it wrong all these years. Glad that a straight woman could teach a gay man how to have sex. Right? I guess you... can't teach an old dog new tricks... Or is that an old trick new... no that's not it... Oh please I have dozens of these things ready.

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Mexican Leader Says Gays Can’t Marry Because They Don’t Face Each Other During Sex (Original Post) Fearless Aug 2013 OP
Wow, just wow! hrmjustin Aug 2013 #1
How stupid can you get? VERY, apparently. CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2013 #2
This is hilarious! Dyedinthewoolliberal Aug 2013 #3
That's why I don't like reverse cowgirl. SwissTony Aug 2013 #9
I was looking at the face of the last man who fucked me MNBrewer Aug 2013 #4
Um. Without getting too personal. David__77 Aug 2013 #5
LMAO! Behind the Aegis Aug 2013 #6
Care to send a list of links? HillWilliam Aug 2013 #10
These people are completely divorced from all logic LostOne4Ever Aug 2013 #7
Seems reasonable. last1standing Aug 2013 #8
Someone needs todo some research Tien1985 Aug 2013 #11
Bwah-ha-ha-ha!!! As a straight man, I've got news for Ms. Ortiz!! bullwinkle428 Aug 2013 #12
No comments yet on the name of the Magazine? dbackjon Aug 2013 #13
I don't know if this guy is a fucking idiot or gopiscrap Aug 2013 #14
If the poor thing would have seen my partner and I last Friday night Zorra Aug 2013 #15

Dyedinthewoolliberal

(15,574 posts)
3. This is hilarious!
Tue Aug 20, 2013, 01:24 AM
Aug 2013

Wait until they hear about this in Canada. Speaking of not looking your partner in the face when doing 'it', do you know why Canadian couples have sex doggy style? So they both can watch the hockey game!

David__77

(23,402 posts)
5. Um. Without getting too personal.
Tue Aug 20, 2013, 02:06 AM
Aug 2013

I'll just say that I'm gay, and what she is saying is hilariously off base.

last1standing

(11,709 posts)
8. Seems reasonable.
Tue Aug 20, 2013, 03:12 AM
Aug 2013

LOL!

It's amazing how many twists some people will take just to keep themselves away from new ideas. He'll probably believe it when his daughter says she got pregnant by swimming in the same pool as the boys.

gopiscrap

(23,761 posts)
14. I don't know if this guy is a fucking idiot or
Tue Aug 20, 2013, 09:27 PM
Aug 2013

an idiot fucker. I hate it when asswipes make such stupid statements.

Zorra

(27,670 posts)
15. If the poor thing would have seen my partner and I last Friday night
Tue Aug 20, 2013, 10:15 PM
Aug 2013

I believe it would have traumatized her so profoundly that she would have joined a convent.

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