some quotes of the day-joan rivers

[niyad]

Joan Rivers

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.


I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door -- or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.


I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.


Oh, grow up!


My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.



Does fashion matter? Always- though not quite as much after death.


I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.


Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.


There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.



I don't think I'm good in bed. My husband never said anything, but after we made love he'd take a piece of chalk and outline my body.


Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.



My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.


Never floss with a stranger.

http://womenshistory.about.com/library/qu/blqurive.htm

[BlueJazz]

1. I don't remember a time when I didn't like Joan Rivers.

[niyad]

2. did you see the pbs doc "pioneers of television: funny ladies"?

it was very interesting, with betty white, mary tyler moore, lucille ball, and joan (and my apologies to whichever ladies I left off)

[BlueJazz]

3. No..but I'll find it and watch it. Thanks !