Mississippi Teabagger Doctor Will Write Rapey Sex Fiction From The Halls Of Congress
(trigger warning for the VERY disgusting excerpts from his book)
The doctor will see you now (and how in the HELLLLLL did this pos get into, much less through, med school????)
Mississippi Teabagger Doctor Will Write Rapey Sex Fiction From The Halls Of Congress
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Obamacare may not be what the doctor ordered, but RAPE FICTION is!
Introduce yourself to Dr. Starner Jones, who would like to be the congressman from Mississippi’s 1st District, which covers a wide swath of the northern section of Mississippi, from the Memphis suburbs all the way east to Elvis Presley’s birthplace in Tupelo, which is also the home of the American Family Association. Dr. Jones, who has been endorsed by failed pizza teabagger Herman Cain, is one of them “common sense” teabagger conservative types who just wants a fair tax and hates the Mexicanos, stuff like that. And of course, he wants to repeal Obamacare because, as a medical doctor, according to a letter he wrote to Jackson’s Clarion-Ledger newspaper in 2009, he really doesn’t like the idea of healthcare for patients with “a shiny new gold tooth, multiple elaborate tattoos, a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite tune for a ring tone.” But that stuff’s boring, yo, let’s get to the SEXXX.
Dr. Jones wrote himself a gross rapey sex book in 2012 called Purple Church, and former Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour says that Jones is “one of the freshest voices I have read in years.” Republican Sen. Roger Wicker endorsed it on the back cover. Well, if those dudes like it, this shit’s gonna be GREAT, right?
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Ooh what's going on inside that church? Fuckin. You'll see.
The lovely bloggy writer over at Dark Horse Mississippi decided to read the whole book, because we don’t know, masochism, or a burning desire to INFORM THE PUBLIC, and found all kinds of rapey goodness. First, to get acquainted with our plot and characters, let’s read the Amazon description:
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Oh good. Baptist minister is lonely because wife died, so he finds sex abuse victim and known hottie Ashley White at a Memphis strip club, and they are both redeemed, but not before some good old Memphis FUCKIN’. Do they get redeemed, though, for reals? Dark Horse Mississippi says no:
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