Count Muddy, vampire kitteh!

[Glamrock]

[tblue37]

1. My house panther also has vampire fans. nt

[TEB]

3. House panther

[Glamrock]

5. House Panther,!

That is soooo stolen. I'll be asking the wife tonite, "where's the house panther! "

[tblue37]

8. Parlor panther works, too. Shorthaired black cats for the win. nt

[Glamrock]

10. They are awesome.

Black Kitty's and Russian Blues. They have so much personality.

[TEB]

2. You must

Sleep with one eye open

[Glamrock]

6. Nah, he's safe.

But I did have a guitar player who slept with both eyes open. Freaked me out! Thought the fucker died on my couch!

[Kittycow]

4. He's not really asleep, you know...

The vampire in him is busy plotting away while you innocently take his picture!

[Glamrock]

7. Used to be.

Now? He's just a grumpy old man....

[Kittycow]

9. Probably still conquering you in his dreams, though.

Then he wakes up and goes "dammit". And then bosses you around.

[Glamrock]

12. He's still sneaky though.

You can look down and find him on your legs or lap with no idea how long he's been there!

[Ohiogal]

11. I'll bet no mouse crosses THIS guy's path alive!

[Glamrock]

13. Oh, when he was young?

He always left us pieces of mouse at the foot of the stairs.

But he's retired. Now Steviewonder and The Beans are on the case. With some bull-ina-china-shop clumsy assistance from the mighty Zeppelin, of course.

[More_Cowbell]

14. Like my black cat Jack...

Also known as Jackula.

[Glamrock]

15. Jackula!

The best we could come up with was fang...

[ailsagirl]

16. That is adorable!!

[Duppers]

17. Ever awake with fang marks

In your arms?

I used to all the time, sleeping with the kitties. The Siamese was the worst. I miss them so.