Ten minutes

[Rorey]

This cat had this new toy less than ten minutes and did this:

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[Rorey]

1. And yes, he's mine NT

[BillyBobBrilliant]

2. There you go

I killed it for you...Now what?

[Rorey]

3. He's why we can't have nice things

And by "we" I mean his sisters and mom.

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[ret5hd]

4. "After a quick appetizer of some carrot looking thingy...

the mighty tabby is deciding between the sofa entree or going directly to the ‘knock-the-glass-off-the-counter’ dessert.”

(best if read in that David Attenborough voice, but admittedly lame even then)

[Rorey]

5. He's actually the only one who DOES attack the sofa

How did you know?

So far he hasn't damaged the furniture, miraculously. He HAS figured out that it's fun to reach his claws under the big area rug and rip off pieces of the pad.

He's a jerk. There's no nicer way to describe him.

[ret5hd]

6. We have a male tabby...

To call him a jerk is a massive understatement. For example, there is a semi-feral female outdoor kitty that has used our backyard as home for YEARS. He just cannot accept this.

Actually, I am pretty sure he REALLY likes her...but has absolutely no concept of how to express this. So...he terrorizes her.

I’m pretty darn sure our tabby is the cat version of an incel.

[Rorey]

7. Aw, poor feral

This one gets on a kick every once in awhile where he terrorizes his sister. He won't mess with his mom or the other sister, who are both torties. I don't know what's up with that.