As temporary host of the gungeon, I appreciate the support, however,

[shadowrider]

I expect my new loyal subjects to send me thousands of pounds of rare jewels and precious metals as tribute..

I'd take a bow, but my center of gravity would change and I'd fall flat on my nose. It wouldn't be a pretty sight.

[holdencaufield]

1. Hail to the Chief ...

[shadowrider]

2. Heh..

[ileus]

3. This needs locked....

Hold on....


Anyone have a good suggestion on a great HP self defense round?



Now that's on topic.




Oh and thanks for your service.

[darkangel218]

4. Your Highness.. but im poor :(

What will hapen to me?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. ShadowRider, Sire, the people are revolting

on topic: there is a gun in the video. Possibly more "outdoor life" than gungeon.

[Eleanors38]

9. Eh. The prohibitionists always think we're revolting.

[oneshooter]

10. The Master knows that they are revolting.

He believes that if they bath once a month it would be a big help.

[glacierbay]

5. From one of the little people

a big hearty welcome.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

7. Time to...

...appoint all your friends as hosts, give pay raises...
Wait, this is DEMOCRATIC underground; never mind.
As you were...

[jeepnstein]

8. In the true spirit of American politics...

now is the time for you to sell out to the highest bidder. "I'm gonna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."