Thinking of writing a book of fish puns

[Marthe48]

So if you hear a good one, let minnow

[MiHale]

1. Ok just for the halibut...stay tuna!

[-misanthroptimist]

2. Seems like a small scale project to me.

[unblock]

3. This idea is worth its weight in goldfish puns are very poplar.

Yeah, I threw in a treefish pun for ya.

Tang you very much, I'll be here all week.

[EYESORE 9001]

4. All this thinking about fishy puns is very stressful

It’s given me a migraine haddock

[Harker]

5. I'll cast a wide net with my chums.

[Charging Triceratops]

6. There was once a TV commercial like that

I recall someone being told to hit the PIKE.

[3825-87867]

7. Tsk Tsk, Marthe48

We all know you're just trying to hook us with click bait! LOL!

[List left]

8. Costal Canadians are all aboat fish. nt

[intheflow]

9. About 40 years ago,

my friend opened a seafood shack. He called it Jamie's Home for Battered Fish.

[Ziggysmom]

10. You don't have to be a brain sturgeon to figure it out 🐟

[soldierant]

11. Well, there's always The Fishermen's Quartet" -

First Tuna, Second Tuna, Barracuda, and Bass. They get together every Friday nicht ans sing scales for the halibut.

(This actually goes on - and on and on - but this is all I can remember. Sorry.)

[Old Crank]

12. Please, don;t be.... :)