Irish Nuns
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in
USA by boat, and one says to the
other, "I hear that the people in
this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but
if we shall live in America, we might
as well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart
vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your
dogs here," and they both walk
towards the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs, please," says one. The
vendor is very pleased to oblige,
wraps both hot dogs in foil and
hands them over. Excited, the nuns
hurry to a bench and begin to
unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior is first to open
hers. She begins to blush, and then,
after staring at it for a moment,
leans to the other nun and in a soft
brogue whispers:
"What part did you get?" 