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Vincardog

(20,234 posts)
Mon Feb 13, 2012, 07:22 PM Feb 2012

The Pirate captain was on his ship and the call from the crows nest

"One Enemy ship on the horizon".


The captain yelled "Quick bring me my red shirt."
Thinking that way if I get wounded my men will not see it and they will fight on.

They engaged and defeated the enemy ship.




The next day the crows nest called down "Ten enemy ships on the horizon".
The captain yelled "Quick bring me my brown pants."

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The Pirate captain was on his ship and the call from the crows nest (Original Post) Vincardog Feb 2012 OP
Very good !!!!! kayakjohnny Feb 2012 #1
Thank U Vincardog Feb 2012 #2
Speaking of pirates... sakabatou May 2012 #3
U so funny Vincardog May 2012 #4

sakabatou

(42,152 posts)
3. Speaking of pirates...
Wed May 16, 2012, 04:37 AM
May 2012

A pirate walks into the bar. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate answers, "Arr! It's driving me nuts."

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