What has four wheels and flies.

[Duncanpup]

A garbage truck.

[twodogsbarking]

1. That stinks too.

[Shermann]

2. The General Lee on Dukes of Hazzard? nt

[nightwing1240]

3. Why did the catsup blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing. (rimshot)

[Duncanpup]

4. And why must you always knock on fridge before opening

Because the salad may be dressing.

[Blue Owl]

5. tRump's golf cart

Which basically hefts around a sweaty, morbidly obese piece of garbage all day

[Duncanpup]

6. 😂

[KS Toronado]

7. Found one

[gab13by13]

8. I have never ever seen a log truck going slow.

Oops it took me a while to get the joke, not awake yet.

[rubbersole]

9. Since we're on this journey together...

Who were the first two computer operators?
Adam and Eve.
Eve had the Apple and Adam had the Wang.
🤪

[The Jungle 1]

10. How about what is fat orange and has flies?

[John1956PA]

11. The joke is referenced in a 1926 newspaper story.

https://www.newspapers.com/image/88483079/?fcfToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJmcmVlLXZpZXctaWQiOjg4NDgzMDc5LCJpYXQiOjE2NzM3MDgwMDAsImV4cCI6MTY3Mzc5NDQwMH0.Ht5T2lafmc-ileczsYHTkf6rsvcW_ved6tfLk-HfNIY

[mjvpi]

12. I'm going back to sleep. I looked for the video.

First post I looked at, and I took wwaaayyyyy ttooooo Lllooooonnnnngg to get it.

[Doc_Technical]

13. The first time I heard this joke

I was 6 years old and I replied that the
garbage truck in our neighborhood had 10 wheels.
This was the first time someone told me that
I was no fun.