I love genie jokes!

[Marthe48]

A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes.
Genie: What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich.

Genie: Granted. What is your second wish?

Rich: I want lots of money.

*******And another one! lol*****

donald trump finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie comes out.
Genie: "I grant you three wishes."

trump: "I'm tired of getting sued for everything I do. I want there to be no more courts."

Genie: "Granted. You have no wishes left."

trump: "What the hell? You told me I had three wishes, and I only used one!"

Genie: "Sue me."

Here's the link: https://upjoke.com/genie-jokes

[dweller]

1. Donald tRump stumbles on a lantern on the beach

He rubs it and a genie appears and says … “I grant you 3 wishes”
Pisswig says “I was the greatest President ever! I demand 4 wishes”

The genie says “ Granted … you now have 3 wishes “


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[Marthe48]

2. lol

Thanks! I came upon a link with 132 genie jokes. Sure is cheering me up!

[Ocelot II]

3. An elderly woman buys a strange lamp at a church rummage sale.

She takes it home and starts to clean and polish it, when a genie emerges from inside it. The genie is grateful to the woman for freeing him from the lamp, and to thank her he tells her he will grant three wishes. The woman thinks for a minute and says, "I would like to be young and beautiful again." The genie says, "Done," and instantly the woman is young again and even more beautiful than she once was. "What else?" says the genie. "Well, now that I'm young again I'll need enough money to keep me going for another fifty or sixty years." "You got it," says the genie. The woman looks around and sees that her house has been turned into a mansion, her handbag is overflowing with $100 bills, and her cheap costume jewelry has been turned into diamonds and emeralds. "You have one more," the genie says. The woman says, "Well, for years I've been living alone in this house with nobody to keep me company but my old cat." She points to the cat and says to the genie, "Can you turn him into a handsome young man?" "Of course," says the genie, and waves his hand at the cat, who immediately is transformed into the the most gorgeous hunk the woman had ever seen. She is overwhelmed, and reaches for the man's hand. The handsome young man takes her in his arms and whispers tenderly in her ear, "Now aren't you sorry you took me to the vet that time?"

[Marthe48]

4. hahaha just read that one

lol