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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
Thu Mar 7, 2013, 12:25 AM Mar 2013

Hope Solo's 911 call

srsly, she made one. If only it had been this:

OPERATOR: "911. What is your emergency?"

HAN'S DAUGHTER: "This is Hope Solo on Second Place. A bunch of Japanese people are kicking balls at me! HELP! OW! There goes another one!"

OPERATOR: "Stay calm, Ms. Solo. Help is on the way."

YOU-KNOW-WHO: "Oh my God! There goes another one, and another one! I can't do anything to stop them! HELP ME! NOW!!" (static) (click)

OPERATOR: "Ms. Solo? Ms. Solo???"

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Hope Solo's 911 call (Original Post) KamaAina Mar 2013 OP
Who is Hope Solo? Han Solo's wife? madinmaryland Mar 2013 #1
Jerk soccer goalie. bluedigger Mar 2013 #2
Jerk doesn't even begin to describe this tool...nt joeybee12 Mar 2013 #3
I was trying to be nice... bluedigger Mar 2013 #4
Well, that's a first! joeybee12 Mar 2013 #5
My dog loves me. bluedigger Mar 2013 #6
solo! hay lapa no ya, solo! boonowa tweepi, hohohoho.. frylock Mar 2013 #7
Take it away Salacious Crumb......... thelordofhell Mar 2013 #8
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