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marmar

(77,080 posts)
Sat Jan 7, 2012, 02:24 PM Jan 2012

The Morning Zang: Tim Tebow is now on par with Superman


from the Province:




The Morning Zang: Tim Tebow is now on par with Superman
January 5, 2012. 9:05 am





Add Marvel comics to the list of corporations to boycott.

Caught up in the hype surrounding Tim Tebow, aka the Mile High Messiah, aka the Greatest Christian Ever (including Jesus) aka the Most Overrated Quarterback since Ryan Leaf, Marvel Comics has decided to give the Denver Broncos quarterback his own comic book.

He’s not the first NFLer to be turned into a toon, but he’s got to be the most annoying one.

As With Leather put it, Tebow’s super power must be “The ability to go 6-for-16 through 3 quarters and somehow pull a win out of his ass once he summons his magical pet kicker to boot a few 55-yarders.

“Like the Marvel heroes who pull off last minute victories, Tim Tebow has fans around the world on the edge of their seats and believing that in our own lives when time is running out and all looks lost, we can dig deep inside and use our various strengths to triumph over insurmountable odds” Bill Rosemann of Marvel told the 96. 1 KISS Morning Freak Show.



http://blogs.theprovince.com/2012/01/05/the-morning-zang-tim-tebow-is-now-on-par-with-superman/


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The Morning Zang: Tim Tebow is now on par with Superman (Original Post) marmar Jan 2012 OP
He will finish the season with four straight losses. HuckleB Jan 2012 #1
Get Crystal Ball to the shop .... it's broken! BOHICA12 Jan 2012 #11
Money is not something I gamble. HuckleB Jan 2012 #12
They may not cover the points - no D nt BOHICA12 Jan 2012 #13
he is a 'toon Angry Dragon Jan 2012 #2
"magical pet kicker" ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #3
I wish you would self-delete this too! El Supremo Jan 2012 #4
Excellent!!!!! KamaAina Jan 2012 #5
Bad form! El Supremo Jan 2012 #8
Not to be coy, but RockaFowler Jan 2012 #9
You are not following the TOS! n/m El Supremo Jan 2012 #10
Well then the Steelers are Kryptonite. trumad Jan 2012 #6
Superman 4 maybe, that movie sucked too. n/t hughee99 Jan 2012 #7

HuckleB

(35,773 posts)
12. Money is not something I gamble.
Mon Jan 9, 2012, 12:08 AM
Jan 2012

Though, if I did, I'd feel good about gambling on New England next weekend!

 

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
5. Excellent!!!!!
Sat Jan 7, 2012, 05:49 PM
Jan 2012

That makes him heir to the Superman curse (George Reeves' suicide, Chris Reeve's paralyzing accident, etc.)

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