What Athletes Are Thankful for This Thanksgiving
“The NFC South allowing me to remain employed.” – Mike Smith
“That the NBA’s anti-tanking measure failed to pass.” – Sam Hinkie
“That rich, white men rarely get punished for anything in our society.” – Jim Irsay
“Capitalism and guaranteed contracts.” – Giancarlo Stanton
“Roger Goodell.” – Gary Bettman
“My nine remaining fingers.” – Jose Canseco
“The kids I Skype with because they don’t seem to hate me. Hashtag blessed.” – Russell Wilson
“All the wonderful women out there who are smart enough not to provoke their beatings.” – Stephen A. Smith
“Twenty-second chances.” – Jameis Winston
“Thanksgiving Day is a day when people give thanks.” – Magic Johnson
“That I’m not paid by the hour.” – Derrick Rose
“The new man with the funny hair who catches all my football throws that usually make my dad yell at me.” – Eli Manning
“When the stupid public buys another hollow PR initiative that keeps my $44 million a year flowing in.” – Roger Goodell
“Tight cop asses.” – Claude Giroux
“That while there are some things you can’t get away with, there are some things you can.” – Ray Lewis
“The memory of the look on Landon Donovan’s stupid face when I told him he didn’t make the World Cup team.” – Jürgen Klinsmann
“Metal prosthetic legs that can double as pick-axes.” – Oscar Pistorius
“<thankfulness>rechargeable lithium batteries</thankfulness>” – Jim Caldwell
“How bad boys are at sports.” – Mo’ne Davis
“What the hell has anyone actually accomplished that gives them the luxury to sit around and feel thankful and content?” – Nick Saban
“Two-year contracts.” – LeBron James
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