Resilient Tom Brady Critics Already Looking Ahead To Next Season
WASHINGTONAfter the veteran New England Patriots quarterback secured his record-tying fourth Super Bowl championship and third Super Bowl MVP, scores of Tom Bradys harshest critics across the nation announced Friday that they are already eagerly looking ahead to next season. It was a disappointing end to the year, but its over now, so its time to start laying down next seasons groundwork for why Brady ultimately doesnt belong in the conversation of the all-time best NFL quarterbacks, said Pennington, NJ resident Isaac Reynolds, who, along with millions of other tireless Brady detractors, has already turned his attention toward the coming six months of building arguments as to why the Spygate and Deflategate controversies tarnish all of the 37-year-olds accomplishments. Its critical to stay motivated throughout the offseason and focus on any potential weaknesses in Bradys career, like the fact that Joe Montanas perfect 4-0 record in Super Bowls clearly means hes the more clutch player. The important thing to remember is that its easy to get complacentespecially after doing this for so longbut you always need to be ready for Bradys next run of two or three bad games, otherwise youll miss an opportunity to argue that hes too old and should just retire already. Bradys critics also reportedly committed to offering up nothing but arduous praise for Peyton Manning in the future, noting that the Denver Broncos quarterback would have undoubtedly won more Super Bowls than Brady if hed just had better coaches throughout his career.
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