🏈 Micah Parsons traded to Green Bay.

[underpants]

Not a Cowboys fan anymore.
Way to go Jerruh. 🙄

Sources: Micah Parsons traded by Packers, gets record contract

Aug 28, 2025, 05:06 PM ET

The Dallas Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro linebacker Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract, the sources said.

Parsons will receive $62 million in the first new year of the deal, $120 million fully guaranteed, and a total of $136 million guaranteed -- all records for non-quarterbacks.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46098144/sources-micah-parsons-traded-packers-gets-record-contract

[RockRaven]

1. For two 1st round picks and a DT.

[underpants]

2. Thanks. Hadn't seen the other part. Hefty fee but he's basically hitting his prime.

Damn Socialist football 😡

[a kennedy]

3. The DT is Kenny Clark......

Gonna miss him. ♥️ 💚 💛

[a kennedy]

4. Packers play the Cowpokes week 4 at Dallas on a Sunday night.

[underpants]

5. Micah should be up to speed by then

You can workout all you want but being under pads and contact can’t be replicated other than practice.

At Dallas. Sunday night football. Deeeelish.

[True Dough]

8. Packers first three opponents are

the Lions, Commanders and Browns. The latter two have below-average O-lines, but the Lions are definitely top 5 in the league in that category.

So it's possible Micah could start making noise by Week 2.

[Traildogbob]

6. Fuck Jerry Trump

He has taken the team down to loserville like Don Un Hung is the country.

[rubbersole]

7. Jerry is above remorse.

Billionaires crying over losing is for losers.

[tishaLA]

9. I hope Jerruh lives forever!

Signed,
An Eagles fan