http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/internet-awash-with-rumours-of-england-game-2014090890327
FOOTBALL fan sites are awash with rumours that England might be playing a match this evening.
The word-of-mouth buzz follows Englands recent invite-only friendly against an unnamed Nordic country, already the football equivalent of The Sex Pistols gig at the Free Trade Hall.
The game will be held at a smaller, cooler venue like Cambridge Uniteds Abbey Stadium where fans will be able to enjoy a close-up and intimate performance by the team.
Manager Roy Hodgson said: If there were a game, perhaps against a cult side like the Swiss, then we wouldnt just be doing the big crowd-pleasing stadium stuff like grinding out a one-nil. Itd be deep cuts that weve not done for years, like passing the ball accurately, scoring from free-kicks and properly defending corners. But were not playing, and certainly not under the false name Avalon Athletic.