Any advice for a first-time traveler to Thailand?

[mainer]

This is really long-range planning, but we're going to Thailand next winter and have already booked a few hotels. We'll be there for almost a month, so we'll have time to get off the beaten track. So far we plan on seeing Bangkok, Chiang Mai, Phuket, and Krabi. What else should we not miss?

[msongs]

1. hordes of visit thailand vids on youtube including how to avoid rip offs etc nt

[Funtatlaguy]

2. If you are a man looking for a date with a woman

You might want to do a “cup check” first.
That is, unless you are okay being with “chicks with d***ks”. Lol.

[94Mountaineer]

3. Don't go in the Chardonnay Room

Ever

[marble falls]

6. Why does the Chardonay Room sound familiar????

[94Mountaineer]

7. It's from The Hangover 2

[Xipe Totec]

4. YOLO - Don't come back regretting what you didn't try. nt

[Turbineguy]

5. Don't show

people the soles of you feet. With or without shoes.

[mainer]

8. OK folks, we're a couple in our 60s. We ain't goin' to no Chardonnay Room.

whatever that is.

But we will be going to ogle Pat Pong.