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Who'd have thought Pat Robertson's ideas about sex and relationships are totally backward. Oh right, everyone
Monday, Jan 6, 2014 06:59 PM EST
Katie Halper, AlterNet
We may have survived yet another war on Christmas. But we must remain vigilant. For the very same secularist, Muslim, homosexualist, communist, atheist freedom-haters who try to take the Christ out of Christmas (and put the melanin into Santa and Jesus) are attacking the very nexus of our entire 2,000-year-old (give or take) Earth: the relationship between man and wife. But have no fear. Below are some handy and holy tips on love, relationships, dating and marriage, which allow you to please yourself (not that way), your mate and your Lord.
1. Girls: Shut up. Justin Lookadoo (how sexy is that name!) is a faith-based dating coach, motivational speaker and former juvenile probation officer (killer combo). His books include Dateable: Are You? Are They?, The Dateable Rules and The Dirt on Sex. Lookadoos website offers the following gems:
Dateable girls know how to shut up. They dont monopolize the conversation. They dont tell everyone everything about themselves.
Shutting up also prevents girls from doing undateable things like asking boys out.
God made guys as leaders. Dateable girls get that and let him do guy things, get a door, open a ketchup bottle [never thought of that one]. They let guys be guys. Which means they dont ask him out!!!!!
http://www.salon.com/2014/01/06/10_offensively_terrible_dating_tips_from_the_religious_right_partner/
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(23,292 posts)cbayer
(146,218 posts)I'm glad she read them and pulled out the best parts.
cbayer
(146,218 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)cbayer
(146,218 posts)pink-o
(4,056 posts)Gotta love when these troglodytes take it upon themselves to be the source authority on shameful woman behavior.
A psychiatrist could help these idiots far better than some whack job fundie preacher.
cbayer
(146,218 posts)I have heard quite of bit of "keep the little woman down", but never this.
pink-o
(4,056 posts)Folks are even wondering if it's satire that's not really obvious (defined in UD as a "Poe" .
Cuz no one rational could possible really subscribe to that idea! Even the cray cray fundies I've heard don't go that far!
Here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024293470
cbayer
(146,218 posts)FWIW, I found it in the DU thread and brought it here. The other member should get credit for the initial find.