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http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-admits-he-rarely-forgives,34970/NEWS Religion God News ISSUE 5002 Jan 16, 2014
The Supreme Being confirms to reporters that forgiveness is not really in my disposition.
THE HEAVENSCalling into question centuries of religious dogma and commonly held beliefs, the Lord Our God, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, admitted Tuesday that in actuality it is extremely rare for Him to ever forgive an individual.
Speaking to reporters, God, who admitted that He is generally motivated more by anger and spite than forgiveness, reiterated that being forgiving is not in [His] nature, and on the whole constitutes a small part of what the Lord does every day and what He feels He should do every day.
I do not particularly enjoy absolving humans of their earthly transgressionsI prefer to punish the wicked, hold grudges for thousands of years, curse entire regions and ethnicities for the sins of a few, and so forth, said God, Our Father. I typically ignore the words and deeds of the repentant and make a concerted effort to restrict any such individual from ever taking my side in the Kingdom of Heaven. I also take particular satisfaction, even glee, in repeatedly punishing those who have sinned at any point in their lives and are endeavoring to gain my forgiveness through prayer and good works.
Essentially, only individuals who have lived lives of unblemished goodness shall receive my love and charity, He added. Otherwise, it is exceedingly rare for me to forgive any living creature who has erred in my eyes, least of all a human.
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hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)cbayer
(146,218 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)I don't get it.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)Can you read her mind?
Many things in here have been posted as jokes, but some people felt they were mocking. Cbayer often leads the charge in attacking and shaming anyone posting material like this. For her to turn around and engage in the same type of behavior seems hypocritical to say the least.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)Does everyone draw the line exactly where you do?
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)But we agree that some people could find it so, which does make posting this quite hypocritical.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)And neither does cbayer. Hypocrisy is a very ugly thing.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)I've already stated it doesn't mock my beliefs, but you have admitted that some might find it to be mocking.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)You have admitted that some may find it to be mocking. Are you changing your mind now?
I'm sorry you don't like the logical corner you just placed yourself into, but there's nothing more to discuss. You have agreed with me that some might find the OP to be mocking.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)I guess that's just the way it goes then, huh? So are you saying now that mocking beliefs is OK no matter what?
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)I will defend your right to do it and I will defend anyones right to give you feedback.
If you choose to do it on this site you take your chances with a jury.
trotsky
(49,533 posts)I will welcome your efforts to make sure that mocking is defended!
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)and aren't even sure what you meant anymore.
At least we agreed that cbayer's post could indeed be taken as mocking by some believers, and for her to criticize others for mocking is out-of-turn at best (should really be left to a jury to make that judgment, as you stated) and highly hypocritical at worst.
Take care!
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)Could you point out exactly what I got wrong?
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)"At least we agreed that cbayer's post could indeed be taken as mocking by some believers, and for her to criticize others for mocking is out-of-turn at best (should really be left to a jury to make that judgment, as you stated) and highly hypocritical at worst."
I never agreed with you with this. All I said it was possible someone could be offended. I also said they would be devoid of a sense of humor.
Do not include me in your personal war against cbayer please.
trotsky
(49,533 posts)What I cannot stand is blatant hypocrisy, and I will never stop pointing it out. Especially by those who so eagerly seek to judge and condemn others. I appreciate you confirming my observations. Thanks and have a great evening!
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)Good night trotsky!
trotsky
(49,533 posts)I'll let readers be the judge! Good night!
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)That's ok.