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shenmue

(38,506 posts) Tue Oct 4, 2016, 01:06 PM Oct 2016

Phil Robertson of "Duck Dynasty" has new shitty movie, "Torchbearer"

Just heard an ad for it. I have no doubt it's going to suck.

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Phil Robertson of "Duck Dynasty" has new shitty movie, "Torchbearer" (Original Post) shenmue Oct 2016 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author kestrel91316 Oct 2016 #1

I wouldn't put it past them. shenmue Oct 2016 #2

Does this movie have an Olympic theme? (nt) NeoGreen Oct 2016 #3

It's some kind of "you can't live without God" thing shenmue Oct 2016 #5

I guess I failed at my attempt to convey... NeoGreen Oct 2016 #7

Is this a "reboot" of Harvey Fierstein's "Torch Song Trilogy"? underpants Oct 2016 #4

Directed by the CEO of trump's campaign. rug Oct 2016 #6

It will be miserable OriginalGeek Oct 2016 #8

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shenmue

(38,506 posts)

2. I wouldn't put it past them.

Reply to kestrel91316 (Reply #1)

Tue Oct 4, 2016, 01:18 PM

Oct 2016

NeoGreen

(4,031 posts)

3. Does this movie have an Olympic theme? (nt)

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Tue Oct 4, 2016, 01:25 PM

Oct 2016

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

5. It's some kind of "you can't live without God" thing

Reply to NeoGreen (Reply #3)

Tue Oct 4, 2016, 02:13 PM

Oct 2016

NeoGreen

(4,031 posts)

7. I guess I failed at my attempt to convey...

Reply to shenmue (Reply #5)

Wed Oct 5, 2016, 07:56 AM

Oct 2016

...obtuse humor.

However, I still have an image of one of the DD guys running across the wilderness carrying a torch for the start of the next Olympics.

Just hope he doesn't stumble and accidentally ignite his ZZ Top beard.

underpants

(182,938 posts)

4. Is this a "reboot" of Harvey Fierstein's "Torch Song Trilogy"?

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Tue Oct 4, 2016, 01:31 PM

Oct 2016

I just want to be LOVED! Is that so WRONG?

rug

(82,333 posts)

6. Directed by the CEO of trump's campaign.

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Tue Oct 4, 2016, 09:25 PM

Oct 2016

vimeo.com/166032013
From "Citizens United Productions".

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

8. It will be miserable

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Oct 5, 2016, 10:59 AM

Oct 2016

And his duckettes will lap it up as if manna from heaven.

I remember back when my mother and stepf***er made us all go to church that they (the church) considered anything from Hollywood to be sinful. We weren't allowed to go to real movies so we were hungry for any kind of entertainment. We got stupid shit like this screened at our church (with popcorn too!):

We also got to see In Search of Noah's Ark. I remember having to get special permission form the pastor because it was in theaters where we weren't normally allowed to go. But they promised our parents that this ticket money wouldn't get back to "Hollyweird". (no clue how they determined that but I imagine it was just one in a long line of lies for Jesus.)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076182/?ref_=ttfc_fc_tt

I've since become fairly cynical regarding anything advertised as "christian" entertainment. Movies, music, TV etc...

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