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Related: About this forumGod Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality
Anxiously drumming His fingers, the all-powerful being was reportedly unable to sleep as His mind raced with thoughts of the unfathomable nature of eternity, the relentless expansion of space and time, and His own never-ending existence.
Is this all there is? Im here now, 70 or 80 years go by, and then Im still hereforever? said God, staring up at the ceiling after a half hour of tossing and turning. Thats horrible! And whats worse, at some point everyone I know will have died, which means no one anywhere in the universe will even remember I ever existed.
Fuck, thats a terrifying thought, God added.
According to reports, God then got up, put on His robes, and paced through the heavens, feeling a sense of dread in the pit of His stomach as He contemplated His overwhelming significance in the grand scheme of things.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-freaks-self-out-by-lying-awake-contemplating-o,31097/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=standard-post%3Aheadline%3Adefault
Squinch
(50,949 posts)Tyrs WolfDaemon
(2,289 posts)I really wanted to read about that.
cleanhippie
(19,705 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)Like the population of Kakrafoon Kappa.
It didn't work out for them. They eventually hosted a Disaster Area rock concert. Never a good thing when the sound system is plutonium driven.
madrchsod
(58,162 posts)fat chance she`d call after what god`s minions has been doing to her...
it`s not nice to fool (with) mother nature!
rug
(82,333 posts)The Bethel AME Church choir, which has given Doug Kamin (left) reason to regret his atheism.
Kamin, who lives two blocks from Bethel AME Church, passes the church most Sundays en route to his local Starbucks. Though he has rejected the existence of God ever since discovering Marx and Nietzsche in the 10th grade, Kamin admitted that the exuberant singing of the church choir often produces in him a feeling of longing.
"It must be so life-affirming to be in there, connecting with fellow human beings and celebrating your faith while making that joyful noise," said Kamin, a doctoral candidate in political science at Ohio State University. "I still say it's a big, delusional fairy tale, this whole religion thing, but what's the harm in believing in a 2,000-year-old carpenter and some 'holy ghost' if it makes you happy?"
Kamin first discovered Bethel AME Church in May 2000, shortly after moving to the neighborhood. Long accustomed to dismissing all forms of Christian ceremony and worship as "hysterical" and "cult-like," Kamin overheard a rendition of "The Old Ship Of Zion" that led him to amend his opinion.
White atheist
http://www.theonion.com/articles/black-gospel-choir-makes-man-wish-he-believed-in-a,231/
BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)I play in an orchestra that presents an annual concert of gospel music with 80-piece orchestra and 90-voice choir. The energy is something to behold, and the fact that I'm an atheist doesn't diminish the event at all for me.
I think it is a waste of a lifetime to really believe in any religious stuff. But if you are going there, this is definitely the way to do it. That black gospel choir music is like nothing else. We have 10-15 white people in the choir too. They sing OK, but they just don't have the moves.
BlueStreak
(8,377 posts)I have to clean up my keyboard.