Good Lord! I Just Visited the Creation(ism) "Museum" in Kentucky (PIC HEAVY!)
Wowza. So I just flew out here to Indianapolis for a few days to check out the campus of IUPUI (Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis) to see if I might want to transfer after I graduate with my A.S. degree from my community college next year -- they have a pretty decent neuroscience program from what it looks like, so I'm just going to check the campus out, meet with some advisers, talk to some alumni, etc.
But, of course, today being Memorial Day, everything's closed, so I had to figure out what to do with myself this fine Monday afternoon. On my way from the airport to the nearby hotel yesterday one of those changing electronic freeway bill-boards caught my eye: "Creation Museum." It didn't occur to me until this morning to actually Google it and find out how close it was to here (only a 2-hour drive) so with nothing better to do, I said: "What the hell? I've got to see this for myself."
When I arrived at the compound (yes, it was gated with a tall, thick metal perimeter fence, presumably to keep vandals out) I was greeted by a visible security presence, with guards dressed complete in state trooper hat and everything. (No weapons at least!) That one was just directing traffic, but there were more inside to make sure you minded your p's and q's.
You may have read on PZ Myers' blog about what happens when you attempt to question the "sanctioned" narrative -- you quickly get shown the door. They have one particular point-of-view to present, and they are NOT open to discussion.
After grabbing a quick bite to eat in Noah's Cafe (tried their "Eden Wrap", their only vegetarian option -- basically a salad wrapped in a tortilla, with a bland hummus spread) I declined to get my picture taken against one of those green back-drops that they later super-imposed dinosaurs around you (remember, dinosaurs lived along-side men, don't ya know?)
Inside the main hall was a bunch of science fail. On the one hand, they try to make the claim that the wide variety of life on Earth is impossible to have come from any single ancestor (therefore God must have done it), yet on the other hand (like with those finches), they point out how much such diversity there is still within the same species, how they can all inter-breed, therefore (you guessed it) -- God must have done it.
More science fail:
It really is amazing the kinds of contortions of logic, the hoops they jump through to try to sell their idea of a Young Earth. They honestly believe that if you don't take Genesis literally, if the Earth really isn't 6000 years old, then that means the entire Bible is suspect. Of course, they are right (about the entire Bible being suspect), but instead of adapting their views in light of overwhelming scientific evidence to the contrary, they've decided to double-down on the Young Earth B.S. and try to twist the evidence to fit their carefully crafted narrative.
Oh, and they are REALLY obsessed with dinosaurs/monster-legends:
That came out kind of blurry, that's supposed to be Nessie in the North Atlantic there...
The only thing missing is Jesus riding a dinosaur!
They really don't like that Templeton dude either. 
Turns out I just missed the "featured guest speaker" who was giving a talk titled "Is Evolution Compatible with Christianity?" -- three guesses what the answer to that one is.
At the end of the tour, I left feeling kind of sad, but hopeful. Sad because of so much ignorance being parlayed as fact to the uneducated masses -- but hopeful, because if their focus on biology inspires even a few kids to become fascinated by it so much to pursue it in college, they will have their bubbles burst in due time. When the sheer amount of evidence for evolution becomes apparent, as it does in even sophomore-level Biology courses, not only will the myth of Young Earth Creationism be destroyed, but likely their entire faith along with it.
I really can't help but think, just like the Westboro idiots, they do more to damage to Christianity's brand than they do to promote it. Because by unwittingly planting that seed, by inspiring kids to become interested in science and the amazing mysteries of life, they are in fact digging their own grave. Because curiosity will only lead to more questions, and down that path are different answers, answers not found in their precious, Holy Bible.
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First...how much does it cost to get in?
2nd...what the hell is "carnivory"???
Were there a lot of attendees?
Interesting that a visitor's first greeting is threats of illegal inspection of your car.
Thank you for attending and sharing with us..
did you have urge for a shower afterwards?
I couldn't imagine a salad without bacon bits 
1) How much does it cost to get in?
Adult (13-59 yrs): $29.95**
Senior (60 yrs & up): $23.95
Children (5-12 yrs): $15.95
Children (under 5 yrs.): FREE
** Adults receive a $5 discount on Tuesdays and Wednesdays (must be their slow days)
2) What the hell is "carnivory?"
I think they mean carnivorous animals (meat-eaters) -- supposedly we were all meant to be herbivores/vegetarians until man (woman) sinned. After that it was animal-eat-animal.
3) Were there a lot of attendees?
Quite a few. The parking lot was near-full as far as I could tell, but I saw a (fire inspector) sign saying maximum capacity of the building was over 4000(!) people.
4) Did you have urge for a shower afterwards?
First thing I did once I got back to the hotel.
--imm
I'd make a scene. There's too much stupid there and people deserve to hear the truth.
Gah. Reading this made me both angry and sad.
To get teh stupid out of your memory!!!
