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According to Twitter, a lot of praying going on (to Yahweh and Allah) over Malaysian Airlines 370... (Original Post) brooklynite Mar 2014 OP
Sometimes the answer is no. Goblinmonger Mar 2014 #1
Maybe it's still flying. AtheistCrusader Mar 2014 #2
BUT god couldn't defeat an Iron Chariot, Isn't a plane just a reallly huge Chariot? Heather MC Mar 2014 #14
Damn! Foiled again! AtheistCrusader Mar 2014 #17
What is His Magnificence supposed to do? Warren Stupidity Mar 2014 #3
If the giant hand of God Goblinmonger Mar 2014 #4
Or maybe his grand plan was to crash the plane all along, thy will be done??? Heather MC Mar 2014 #15
People who pray for something might as well do nothing. Vashta Nerada Mar 2014 #5
Of course there is. Curmudgeoness Mar 2014 #6
I agree Brainstormy Mar 2014 #7
LOL, I don't know how they get anything else done either. Curmudgeoness Mar 2014 #9
God is on Facebook. deucemagnet Mar 2014 #18
No difference at all, in fact. Iggo Mar 2014 #8
God is busy with the baskeball playoffs. progressoid Mar 2014 #10
Not necessarily Brainstormy Mar 2014 #12
actually, he was helping me get out of a speeding ticket. Clearly that is more important Heather MC Mar 2014 #16
With that many doing it, we're bound to see miraculous results! Gore1FL Mar 2014 #11
It's worked out well at places like Lourdes, for example, Brainstormy Mar 2014 #13
Imagine that. Arugula Latte Mar 2014 #19
That story gets weirder and weirder... onager Mar 2014 #20
Wishful thinking in my book sakabatou Mar 2014 #21

AtheistCrusader

(33,982 posts)
2. Maybe it's still flying.
Mon Mar 10, 2014, 05:34 PM
Mar 2014

I mean, god kept some lamps in some temple somewhere in the backwater desert of a bronze age society burning for a whole 7 days beyond when some human said they would run out of oil.

Same thing right? JP8 is just kerosene.

 

Heather MC

(8,084 posts)
14. BUT god couldn't defeat an Iron Chariot, Isn't a plane just a reallly huge Chariot?
Thu Mar 13, 2014, 08:48 AM
Mar 2014

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Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)
3. What is His Magnificence supposed to do?
Mon Mar 10, 2014, 05:44 PM
Mar 2014

Uncrash the plane? have it suddenly land? That would wreck the whole reticent deity shtick he's been playing for the last 2500 years or so.

 

Goblinmonger

(22,340 posts)
4. If the giant hand of God
Mon Mar 10, 2014, 06:28 PM
Mar 2014

Gently set that plane down in front if me right now, I might reconsider the whole no god thing. As it is, I'm likely to adapt the old saying to "pray in one hand and shit in another and see which one fills up quicker."

 

Heather MC

(8,084 posts)
15. Or maybe his grand plan was to crash the plane all along, thy will be done???
Thu Mar 13, 2014, 08:50 AM
Mar 2014

He works mysteriously you know

 

Vashta Nerada

(3,922 posts)
5. People who pray for something might as well do nothing.
Mon Mar 10, 2014, 06:33 PM
Mar 2014

At least those who say they're doing nothing are honest about it.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
6. Of course there is.
Mon Mar 10, 2014, 08:12 PM
Mar 2014

Whenever people have no idea what to do, and want to sound sympathetic, they claim to be praying. I think it is more of an announcement than an actual ritual that they are doing.

Brainstormy

(2,380 posts)
7. I agree
Tue Mar 11, 2014, 09:58 AM
Mar 2014

It seems a way of presenting oneself as caring and concerned but mostly a way of announcing one's identification as a believer. It's an especially good way to garner "likes" on Facebook--something that's equally useless. I know that God has a twitter account. Not sure about FB. Don't know whether he/she/it keeps track of popularity. But if all the people I know are actually praying over the things they claim to I can't imagine how they get anything else done.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)
9. LOL, I don't know how they get anything else done either.
Tue Mar 11, 2014, 09:24 PM
Mar 2014

And I don't know how god gets anything else done with all these prayers he has to answer. I bet they are lying. They are not praying all the time.

deucemagnet

(4,549 posts)
18. God is on Facebook.
Thu Mar 13, 2014, 12:25 PM
Mar 2014
https://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove

I'm not on Facebook, though. I guess I don't have a friend in Jesus after all. Or I'm not friended by Jesus. Or something.

Brainstormy

(2,380 posts)
13. It's worked out well at places like Lourdes, for example,
Wed Mar 12, 2014, 03:51 PM
Mar 2014

where millions, for centuries, have been gang praying. Proof of the efficacy of those prayers are in the news every day. Or not.

onager

(9,356 posts)
20. That story gets weirder and weirder...
Fri Mar 14, 2014, 11:24 AM
Mar 2014

And as an aviation expert,* it's really bugging me.

*Translation - I watch a lot of "Air Disasters" and "Why Planes Crash."

To put myself in the running for the Randi Prize, I will boldly predict that the aircraft had a catastrophic structural failure and broke up in mid-air.

That's the only theory that seems to make sense, based on what we know right now.

Security experts are still theorizing that the aircraft may have been hijacked and forced to land, to be used for "other purposes later."

But we're talking about a Boeing 777. A big plane and it needs a long, paved runway to land, if you intend to use it again. You can land it any old place if you don't mind destroying the plane and killing all your hostages. Along with yourself.

A big plane but unfortunately a tiny object, compared to an ocean. I'm thinking about the Air France flight that disappeared in 2009, in the Atlantic Ocean. It took 2 years to find its wreckage and black boxes.

Also remembering that in almost every case I can think of where a large aircraft "disappeared," it turned out to be structural failure so sudden that the crew had no time to send a distress signal etc.

That goes all the way back to the very first commercial jet, the DeHavilland Comet. After a series of mysterious crashes, its problem turned out to be windows with square corners. Those caused stress cracks in the metal skin. And that's why the window you're looking out of today on your 747, 777, or whatever has round corners.

/usual free-form blathering

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