NSFP (Not Safe For P____H___s)

[onager]

I'm in a cartoony mood...







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[kdmorris]

1. I like the last one the best

Sums it up perfectly...

[Curmudgeoness]

8. Have you noticed that too? nt

[Iggo]

2. Poo.Pie.Head.

[deucemagnet]

3. How would Ritz crackers ease one's transition

back into faith? Unless, of course, they make communion wafers now.

[Iggo]

4. Aw, man!

If they woulda used Ritz in the first place I never woulda left.

Mmm-mmm! Good cracker!

[deucemagnet]

5. It would just tempt me to enjoy the Body of Christ

with some sharp cheddar and a crisp Pilsener, which probably would have landed me outside of the church, anyway.

[Cartoonist]

6. Holy Ritz!

I seem to recall some BS about the shape of the holes forming something or other.

[onager]

7. Quit trashing my heritage, you fecal-craniums!

As a white Southern person, I am DEEPLY OFFENDED by your use of the word "cracker." Do it again and I'll alert on you bigots!

Now, about Ritz baked wheat snacks: old urban legends say they have the word "sex" inscribed on them. Or maybe the holes spell out the word. Couldn't find anything relating them to religion.

The Ritz box may be a reference to another kind of cracker. The unleavened sacred kind favored by some cults.

[Lordquinton]

9. wd prefer saltine Americans