Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumAlbertCat
(17,505 posts)I'm SURE this happens just like these scenes all the time (sans the confessional) in these everyday situations.
What! no pederasty?
"pederasty"
Yeah, I doubt folks would be circling the wagons in their churches to defend us if we did that!
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)I could hang the Snakes around my neck (and also have a little recorder/player in my shirt) and make them talk.
"You sssssinnnnerssss are all going to hellllll unlessss you acccccept jesussss"
I could have a great time fucking with my congregation all the time.
"It's time for the offering plate to be passed around...the Snakes like 20 dollar bills and nothing smaller"
Gelliebeans
(5,043 posts)Harry Potter and Voldemort (I mean Dick Cheney) should give lessons.
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Gelliebeans
(5,043 posts)Was on sniffling sneezing coughing aching knock me on my ass meds and that isn't even my excuse
onager
(9,356 posts)Me neither. But the commercials and promo materials tell me all I need to know. Along with reading the comments at places like Black Entertainment Television and the Christian Post. Those commercials usually annoyed me while I was watching "Snapped" or "Killer Couples" on Oxygen.
Reality show, focusing on 6 preachers in the L.A. area. Some preach the "prosperity gospel" and cruise around in Bentleys with an entourage of security guards and Jesus-groupies.
Tagline for the show: "Preachers are only human, just like the rest of us!" Well, yeah, we know that. The problem is that they act like they're more than human when beating us over the head with their Bibles. And only decide they're "just like us" when they get caught diddling the choir leader or robbing the collection plate.
The show is totally hated by T.D. Jakes, the pompous asshat famous for his ministry to women. Because women are too stupid to figure anything out for themselves, obviously. Jakes is probably just jealous that he didn't think of this first.
Having T.D. Jakes criticize your prosperity gospel is like Jeffrey Dahmer criticizing Ted Bundy's seduction techniques:
http://www.christianpost.com/news/more-black-pastors-condemn-preachers-of-l-a-show-107008/
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Yeah.... but your residence is tax free....