Atheists & Agnostics
Related: About this forumGosh, guys and gals, I don't know about y'all but I wish there was a way
that we could have an advice column for our regular readers here. Where we could post our ethical dilemmas, our general questions, or what to say to your shithead cousin that un-invited you to her wedding last week, that could be answered by an atheist.
Wouldn't that be cool?
sigh.
too bad we don't have something like that.
sigh.
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Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)What's not to like about reading about other peoples' pathetic lives and problems, and the pathetic answers given. I think it's a great idea. When can we start? I have a lot of really stupid questions.
Heddi
(18,312 posts)She's no-nonsense, gay friendly, and doesn't take kindly to bullshit. People have accused her of posting fake questions for answers but I don't think so.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Heddi
(18,312 posts)but I'm a bit on edge because I spent multiple hours in airports between Sunday and Wednesday and have heard my ab-so-lute FILL of all things Christmas Music.
Except for Dominic the Donkey. I could listen to that every day
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Ouch..I know the feeling. I've been through that a few times. After you watch the flight attendants give you the Lecture on what to do "In case of Emergency" for the 17th time, you want to put a plastic bag on your head and ask the person sitting next to you. "No matter what I say or do, don't let me take this bag off"
Heddi
(18,312 posts)He was like "in the event that this flight turns into a cruise, well, we're just all going to have a bad day. But under your seat is a floatation device."
he then said "in the even of a sudden drop in pressure, these oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling. When you stop screaming, you'll need to put them on yourself, then on a child, or someone acting like a child sitting next to you"
and ended with "For everyone who paid attention to this safety demonstration, thank you. For those who didn't, good luck"
it was awesome!
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)Heddi
(18,312 posts)I pretend they tell me to use my fellow passengers as human shields
Rainforestgoddess
(436 posts)Heddi
(18,312 posts)I guess I need to get working on that Winter Solstice Holiday List....
An Atheist
(25 posts)and I'm also an atheist.
I wonder if *I* could answer questions of a generic nature seeking general advice regarding ethical dilemmas, general questions, or what to say to your shithead cousin that un-invited you to her wedding last week.
I mean....I'm just putting my hat in the ring, so to speak.
Rainforestgoddess
(436 posts)Heddi
(18,312 posts)who could have seen this? Who could have predicted?
mr blur
(7,753 posts)If your advice is useless we could always send you to Interfaith to learn how to explain things properly
Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)NeoGreen
(4,031 posts)...for those Monty Python lovers out there.
Cartoonist
(7,316 posts)Thanks for volunteering to write an advice column. I know you're busy, but once a week shouldn't be too hard. Encourage people to send you PM's if their questions are too embarrassing.
Heddi
(18,312 posts)I saw a new poster above, An Atheist, who has offered to do it. Wouldn't that be great? Ask An Atheist? Especially since their user name is An Atheist. What perfect timing.
onager
(9,356 posts)Went to a funeral today that was more fun than that commercial.
Not a joke - it was very light on religion, only a closing prayer. My cousin, a non-preacher, did all the talking. The deceased lived a long, full life and his passing was not unexpected.
Afterwards, the cousin said he didn't quite have the nerve to tell a favorite story about the deceased: the time he got mad at his neighbors, who had just built a goldfish pond in their back yard. He went over and peed in the pond, killing all the fish.
My second-most-hated commercial after Big Lots - "Every kiss begins with K-A-A-A-Y..."
So does every kill, motherfucker.
Warpy
(111,254 posts)kill the tasteless, talentless oaf who did the Salt n Pepa "Push It" commercial for Geico. Kill the clueless suits who approved it. Kill the advertising sales people who accepted it.
They're blitz advertising it on satellite, too. Gag me.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Can I just weigh in here, like the irritating, smug git that I am, that I don't have TV and have no idea what these annoying commercials are all about?
I often thought I would be an excellent advice columnist. I think 90% of the time, my answer would be one of:
1. Mind your own business
2. It's not about you
3. Get over it
AlbertCat
(17,505 posts)Am I delusional?