Atheists & Agnostics

cleanhippie

(19,705 posts) Sat Feb 11, 2012, 04:45 PM Feb 2012

a petty, cold-hearted psychopath...

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a petty, cold-hearted psychopath... (Original Post) cleanhippie Feb 2012 OP

And my first act as god will be Curmudgeoness Feb 2012 #1

my first act... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2012 #3

Does god have enemies? Curmudgeoness Feb 2012 #4

if I was god... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2012 #5

A couple of bucks? Curmudgeoness Feb 2012 #6

Hey Abraham, I need you to kill your son to show how much you love me Angry Dragon Feb 2012 #2

Hey Abraham, I need you to kill your son to show how much you love me AlbertCat Feb 2012 #7

I'm going to destroy this town, and let you escape. iris27 Mar 2012 #8

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

1. And my first act as god will be

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Sat Feb 11, 2012, 04:55 PM

Feb 2012

to make a wager with the devil that some man (we'll call him Job but it might be Bob) will not turn away from me no matter what evils I send his way. Or better yet, maybe I'll do that to a whole nation---let's start with Haiti.

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

3. my first act...

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 11, 2012, 08:33 PM

Feb 2012

would be making monkeys fly out of my enemies butts- it would humor me, at least.

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

4. Does god have enemies?

Reply to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 11, 2012, 09:07 PM

Feb 2012

I mean, besides Satan, I suppose.

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

5. if I was god...

Reply to Curmudgeoness (Reply #4)

Sat Feb 11, 2012, 09:34 PM

Feb 2012

I would make a couple

Curmudgeoness

(18,219 posts)

6. A couple of bucks?

Reply to awoke_in_2003 (Reply #5)

Sat Feb 11, 2012, 09:44 PM

Feb 2012

A couple of days? A couple of beers?

Angry Dragon

(36,693 posts)

2. Hey Abraham, I need you to kill your son to show how much you love me

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Sat Feb 11, 2012, 05:00 PM

Feb 2012

AlbertCat

(17,505 posts)

7. Hey Abraham, I need you to kill your son to show how much you love me

Reply to Angry Dragon (Reply #2)

Sat Feb 11, 2012, 10:10 PM

Feb 2012

But god.... the Greeks already covered that story. Can't you come up with ANYTHING original?

iris27

(1,951 posts)

8. I'm going to destroy this town, and let you escape.

Reply to cleanhippie (Original post)

Sun Mar 4, 2012, 01:50 AM

Mar 2012

But if you look back even once, I will turn you into a pillar of salt.

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