Ya'll better watch the fuck out.

[A HERETIC I AM]

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This is the most hosted group in the history of hosting groups.

twenty fucking six, count 'em, 26 hosts. (OK....It's 29 now, BUT COUNT THEM, DAMMIT!)

You do or say something that isn't funny or on topic, and one of us will find you, stalk you and come over to your house and shave your cat.

If you don't have a cat, your dog then.

If you have a hairless pet, well.....we will do a bad ass ring-and-run. You'll hate it.



SO WATCH OUT!

[Binkie The Clown]

1. beware...

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. Come to my house to shave my cat . . .

I dare ya! You will be begging Gawd for . . . wait . . . how is this OP on topic?

I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster . . . is that kosher in this forum?

[A HERETIC I AM]

5. I'll just leave this here;

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=forum&id=1282

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. Thank you!

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. It's what I live for.

[underpants]

14. /

[A HERETIC I AM]

23. "JESUS LEANS IN FOR THE PITCH.......

AND IT'S A SOLID FROZEN ROPE TO THE LEFT FIELD WALL!!!!

[Leith]

29. Jesus Saves

But Gretzky gets it on the rebound, skates a bit to the left. He shoots! He SCORES!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLL!

[muriel_volestrangler]

35. Jesus now plays in the English Premier League

Jesus scores! 11 times!

Manchester City have never lost with him playing. Coincidence? I think not.

https://www.premierleague.com/players/19680/Gabriel-Jesus/stats

[Orrex]

3. I can't tell you how many times I've read your posts...

and tried desperately to see your name as a palindrome.

So close. So close.

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Just remember....

The Palindrome of Boulton is Notluob

[Orrex]

8. Whoa!

[Orrex]

4. Here's to the group that boasts the most hosts!

[trotsky]

10. This wouldn't even be necessary if we weren't so frequently invaded by people telling us what to do.

Some misguided soul might occasionally wander into the LGBT group to "straight-splain" things - they'd be completely in the wrong and shown the door.

But LOTS of people seem to feel perfectly fine barging in here and telling all us mean old atheists what we're doing wrong, and how we're supposed to behave (deferentially to the fine believin' folk, of course).

Fortunately our block list in this group seems to have a high correlation with accounts that are Flagged for Review, or tombstoned, so it seems a lot of the people who barge in here had problems in general with behaving.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. Don't do that, Trotsky.

You don't know where it's been.

[beam me up scottie]

27. Wish I could recommend this post.

Especially that last paragraph. As a group we've been extremely tolerant, imo.

[LostOne4Ever]

12. We already added 3 more hosts since you made your post

We are now at 29

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. Good. Max this mofo out!

[underpants]

15. 26, you say?

[mountain grammy]

24. That's funny

[Croney]

26. Why has this never occurred to me before?

It's like how in a sitcom, the family sits around the dinner table all facing the camera, with an empty chairback at the front.

[TeapotInATempest]

16. Please do come shave my cat!

Ok, that sounds dirty but seriously, he's a long-haired cat who sheds constantly and makes my eyes itch.

(Leave it to me to both miss the point and go off-topic. )

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. You have to be really naughty before the Cat Shaving Brigade springs into action.

[Warren DeMontague]

18. I blame Krampus

[Voltaire2]

19. I shaved all the pets and broke the doorbell.

Take that atheist scum!

[A HERETIC I AM]

21. We hate you to pieces for disturbing the force

[Heddi]

20. yo dawg

[A HERETIC I AM]

22. Yes...but I am but a mid-level host.....

So I'm the guy who walks down the long corridor with a stack of hosting host stuff, beseeching an audience with the hosts above me.




OK...the heels and the bear are a bit much, but you get the idea

[beam me up scottie]

25. ...

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Sarcasm disclaimer: the op is nothing like Cartman, we are friends. This sarcasm is a side dish complimenting the main dish of well prepared sarcasm. We atheists live on it.

[Iggo]

28. Oh my god, that's hilarious.

That's more people than actually post here, right?

[Leith]

30. How Do We See How Many Hosts There Are?

I really haven't done much button clicking. Funny things happen when I click some of them.

[A HERETIC I AM]

31. When you are on the group page...

Where you can see all the threads, look at the top and find "About This Group"

Click that and you'll see the list of hosts

[Leith]

32. Ah! Cool - Thanks!

nt

[PassingFair]

33. I am feeling left out.

Just kidding... those hosts look kinda sketchy anyway.

[A HERETIC I AM]

34. Of course they're sketchy...

What do you expect?

[muriel_volestrangler]

36. I'm not entirely convinced truebrit71 counts as a host

given his ... robust ... Goodbye Cruel World message on his profile.

[A HERETIC I AM]

37. He's just playing possum