Holy. Freaking. Hell. Now I have seen it all.

[eppur_se_muova]

DISCLAIMER: The links below are presented for entertainment purposes only. Under no circumstances whatever should any of the bullshit content thereof be taken seriously by sane, rational individuals or groups.

http://atomicwar.net/

http://www.snake-charmers.com/

Interesting they claim TEPCO as a client.

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Whatsa matter, eppur?

[AlbertCat]

2. The universe is a nine stringed harp...

.... played by Apollo!

[Silent3]

3. But dark matter is produced by cosmic bagpipes. n/t

[SheilaT]

9. Ohhhh. I should have realized.

Need to let my son the astrophysicist know about this.

He's the one who explained to me that the reason socks disappear, supposedly in the dryers, and metal hangers somehow reproduce, is that socks are the larval form of hangers.

[uriel1972]

4. So I looked at this chart...

Trying to begin to understand what they were talking about... blargle blargle dort...
>please reboot brain...

[DetlefK]

5. atomicwar.net believes secular humanists are trying to commit genocides...

- "Radionics" covers energy-forms that cannot currently be objectively measured due to technological limitations. Alright.

- Something something about measuring the electric resistance of human bodies with a potentiometer.
It was not until later that Abrams found that it was not even necessary for the patient to be present. It was adequate for him to be replaced by a blood sample (as a “specimen”, “proof” or “witness”). This specimen was placed into a cup which (in place of the patient) was connected to the “input” of the variable resistance box.

- For Abrams and his colleagues, these discoveries could be explained as phenomena of electrically-measured radiation. Abrams set out his explanation of these phenomena in his “ERA” (Electrical radiation of Abrams). According to “ERA” an imbalance of electrons in the cellular atoms is the cause of all disease.
Hey, idiot. You know what else "an imbalance of electrons in the cellular atoms" leads to? Protein-denaturation and death of the cell! There is just this tiny problem that the human body is basically a huge bag of electrically conducting saltwater, so this imbalance cannot happen in the first place. Before trusting the teachings of a 19th-century medical doctor on electrical charges, you should maybe read up on the "Isoelectric Point". You know, stuff actual chemicists use.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isoelectric_point

- Their therapy for curing radioactive poisoning is, according to their own website, based on magical principles from the Stone- and Bronze-Age.
(Hermeticism! Oh, that's so cute. Hermeticism was all the rage during the Renaissance but somehow, during all those centuries, nobody was ever able to actually conduct magic by using hermetic teachings...)

[xocet]

6. I see your universal harp of nine wave strings and raise you one timecube....

http://timecube.com/

[eppur_se_muova]

7. Yikes ! That sounds like borderline dangerous. nt

[xocet]

11. Timecube is the gold standard for the combination of pathology, pseudoscience and bad web design....

I keep expecting that at some point either timecube (or its author) will implode and disappear from the web, but apparently the author of that site is serious about keeping it up...

[KatyMan]

8. jeebus christmas, what a page...

I don't even know where to begin, other than to say it's totally unreadable. Is it real (not an Onion type page)? I've been reading some weird stuff about the earth being flat and all that noise (glutton for punishment I guess), but this is beyond that. Wow.

[xocet]

12. Unfortunately, timecube does not come from The Onion or any other such clever publication...

[Dr. Strange]

15. Interesting.

Linear Time is wrong and suicidal.

Fascinating.

© 1997-2005 - www.TimeCube.com

[SheilaT]

10. "This electric universe is a harp of nine wave strings."

So what is the acoustic universe? A didgerdoo? A harmonica? A bassoon?

So much is left unanswered here.

[tzar paul]

13. The Planets

[LeftishBrit]

14. Yikes!

Wasn't one of the most strident anti-vaccinators on DU also an 'electric universe' advocate?