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tk2kewl

(18,133 posts)
Wed Feb 24, 2016, 03:32 PM Feb 2016

The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Being A Man

Last edited Wed Feb 24, 2016, 04:10 PM - Edit history (1)

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9

A sampling:

The best public restrooms are in hotels: The St. Regis in New York, Claridge’s in London, The Fullerton in Singapore, to name a few.

If riding the bus doesn't incentivize you to improve your station in life, nothing will.

Time is too short to do your own laundry.

When in doubt, always kiss the girl.

Buy expensive sunglasses. Superficial? Yes, but so are the women judging you. And it tells these women you appreciate nice things and are responsible enough not to lose them.

If you want a nice umbrella, bring a sh*tty one to church.

Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.

Find a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.

Revenge can be a good way of getting over anger. 



Throw parties. 
But have someone else clean up the next day.


http://www.businessinsider.com/the-gselevator-guide-to-being-a-man-2013-9

on edit: i provide this list to show the character of some of the people paying speaking fees to Hillary

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The Unofficial Goldman Sachs Guide To Being A Man (Original Post) tk2kewl Feb 2016 OP
how to be an asshole. pansypoo53219 Feb 2016 #1
Step 1: Get a job at Goldman Sachs tk2kewl Feb 2016 #2
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