Predictions for tonight...

[brooklynite]

7:00 PM - Eastern Florida polls close (no calls until 8:00 PM)

7:30 PM - North Carolina polls close (immediate call for Clinton and Trump)

7:30 PM - Ohio polls close (both races too early to call)

8:00 PM - Western Florida polls close (immediate call for Clinton and Trump)

8:00 PM - Illinois polls close (both races too early to call)

8:00 PM - Missouri polls close (both races too early to call)

8:30 PM - Ohio changes to "too close to call" for both races

8:45 PM - Illinois changes to "too close to call" for both races

8:45 PM - Missouri changes to "too close to call" for both races

9:45 PM - Illinois called for Trump

10:15 PM - Illinois called for Sanders

10:20 PM - Missouri called for Trump

10:30 PM - Ohio called for Kasich

10:40 PM - Missouri called for Sanders

10:45 PM - Ohio called for Clinton

[ConsiderThis_2016]

1. Get'em Tiger :)

[SheilaT]

2. Are you willing to make

delegate number predictions? At least on the Democratic side where it's all proportional?

[JackRiddler]

3. They only count if they're to the minute though.

The point of this slash-fiction exercise eludes me, but it's not surprising coming from one of the DUers who has been most focused on talking about polling and horserace bullshit instead of issues, since the latter discussion cannot possibly benefit the Clinton camp. I've also written a pornographically satisfying lead for tomorrow's stories that fits my own preferences, and am playing it in my head for fun, but I try not to share my arousal material with the public.