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2016 Postmortem

kcjohn1

(751 posts) Mon Mar 28, 2016, 11:40 AM Mar 2016

Media Unimpressed as Sanders Barely Gets Seventy Per Cent o

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/media-unimpressed-as-sanders-barely-gets-seventy-per-cent-of-vote

A spokesperson for CNN could not be reached for comment, as the network was busy preparing a ninety-minute special on the birth of Donald Trump’s new grandchild.

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Media Unimpressed as Sanders Barely Gets Seventy Per Cent o (Original Post) kcjohn1 Mar 2016 OP

That better be sarcasm, there better not be a 2 minute story being run let alone 90 Jackie Wilson Said Mar 2016 #1

Borowitz! Ash_F Mar 2016 #2

I watched a CNN pundit analyze Trump v Cruz for 10 minutes... lagomorph777 Mar 2016 #3

Jackie Wilson Said

(4,176 posts)

1. That better be sarcasm, there better not be a 2 minute story being run let alone 90

Reply to kcjohn1 (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2016, 11:42 AM

Mar 2016

on that assholes anything.

Ash_F

(5,861 posts)

2. Borowitz!

Reply to kcjohn1 (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2016, 11:52 AM

Mar 2016

Always a riot.

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

3. I watched a CNN pundit analyze Trump v Cruz for 10 minutes...

Reply to kcjohn1 (Original post)

Mon Mar 28, 2016, 11:56 AM

Mar 2016

state by state, contested convention, blah blah blah.

Then "Turning to the Dems, How 'bout Bernie? He just won 3 states"
"Nah"
"OK then, turning now to Brussels..."

Did you notice the news blackout after Friday night? All the news channels were running Jeezus shows for the rest of the night. "News channels". Hah!

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