Does anyone know if Sanders uses single or dual-ply toilet paper?

[frylock]

Environmental issues are of great of importance to me. If I were to learn that Bernie elects to use the wasteful dual-ply, I may need to rethink my support.

[beam me up scottie]

1. #releasethegroceryreceipts

[frylock]

7. Why won't Bernie release his shopping lists?

[beam me up scottie]

9. What is Bernie hiding? Non-kosher deli items?

[frylock]

12. Is he using food stamps to pay for lobster?

[beam me up scottie]

17. Or stocking his pantry from hand outs at local food banks?

[JudyM]

43. Charmin-gate.

[JonLeibowitz]

2. I heard he selfishly hoards toilet paper, he is not a true redistributionist....

[frylock]

10. Bernie has hoarded more squares during his time in Congress than all other members combined.

This is acceptable behavior?

[Aerows]

50. Probably wastes water

by washing his hands for an extra long time, too.

[amborin]

3. also, does he recycle?

[Go Vols]

4. Triple,its Yuge

[Kittycat]

5. Is this a trick question?

Every good progressive uses Drumpf Paper.

Pucker up, buttercup.

[sadoldgirl]

6. And if you think of outsourcing, it may become a problem

too. He drinks a lot of tea.

Where does that come from??
Inquiring minds need to know!

[frylock]

14. I don't know where it comes from, but we know where it goes.

Water conservation is a big issue out west. If it's yellow, does Bernie let it mellow?

[sadoldgirl]

30. He better do that, and let's not forget

he should not have electric lights on there,
consuming a lot of energy when we don't
know how long he will be in that restroom.

[bunnies]

8. I dunno, but I heard he has boxes in his garage.

Just sayin.

[frylock]

11. ..

[djean111]

15. You win the thread.

[RandySF]

13. He's so full of shit

He may need the entire roll.

[frylock]

19. Bernie manages to bring out the worst in you, doesn't he?

Where does the hate come from, Randy?

[beam me up scottie]

20. ...

[Aerows]

34. Okay

Damn you I nearly needed a new keyboard, and I have expensive tastes in keyboards and mice. I am not ashamed about it, either.

[beam me up scottie]

36. We're all elitist BernieBros!

[Politicalboi]

27. Hillary needs paper towels

Bounty brand extra ruff ruff.

[Agnosticsherbet]

16. Now that made me laugh. Personally, at his age, he should use the most comfortable paper.

Being an older citizen, myself, I do not feel nostalgic about corncob days and convenient leaves as toilet paper.

[malokvale77]

39. Your suppose to plant mullein next to the outhouse...

It's not called flannel cloth for no reason.

[Agnosticsherbet]

42. Thst takes me back to my Grandpa's outhouse

And the stack of old newspapers. Recycling, you know.

[malokvale77]

54. I learned about the mullein from my grandmother.

The leaves are very large and soft. They also make a good wound dressing in a pinch.

The yellow blooms can be harvested and made into a tea to break up congestion.

[hobbit709]

18. Whatever he uses, the Hillbots will start 200 OPs about it.

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. Either way, he'll wipe out Hillary's lead.

[jillan]

44. We have a winner!!

[frylock]

52. Heyoooooooooooo!

[oasis]

22. Single-ply earlier, and Dual-ply later when Bernie became so full of

himself.

[k8conant]

23. Why aren't you asking how many sheets?

If it's 3 sheets of 2-ply, that's better than 10 sheets of 1-ply. Anyway, wood(and thus paper) is a renewable resource.

[Politicalboi]

24. Single ply

He doesn't waste paper. He has a bidet.

[beam me up scottie]

25. The Daily Trash Bin, SpamDan and Brock Nation Review must get to the Bottom of this!

[thesquanderer]

33. I'm pretty sure he's now using the NY Daily News as toilet paper. (n/t)

[beam me up scottie]

49. We always used it to train puppies in our house.

[Warren DeMontague]

41. Dailypoosbin! Poo nation review!

[Martin Eden]

26. Bernie doesn't use toilet paper

True progressives employ the Three Shell method.

[frylock]

53. Sustainable shells.

[TheDormouse]

28. K&R

[corkhead]

29. As long as he is using both sides I am ok.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

31. the most expensive, and he makes the campaign pay for it!

[In_The_Wind]

32. And the burning question: Is it up and over?

[Aerows]

37. The answer

is blowing in the wind.

[In_The_Wind]

38. Indeed

[nadinbrzezinski]

35. When you find out

Let me know. Critical in the issues discussion

(Well done by the way)

[Warren DeMontague]

40. He bites his nails.

HIS TOENAILS!

[sadoldgirl]

45. Are you sure that this is not illegal?

[Duckhunter935]

46. He uses the three sea shells

[villager]

47. To what degree do "Zionist Jews" control the toilet paper industry?

Certain types of hatred are A.O.K. in the service of the right cause, yes?

[TheFarS1de]

48. You lot , always detracting from the real issue

Does he scrunch or fold ? That is much more telling of a Presidential candidate

[Starry Messenger]

51. Quilted Northern Rustic Weave | Artisanal Toilet Paper

Duh.

[northernsouthern]

55. Good video.

I had not seen that one.

[Kalidurga]

56. I heard he uses corn cobs and twigs

And he has one of those dry toilets.

[TheDormouse]

58. ouch!

[Gwhittey]

57. Do not know about Sanders

But Clinton uses baby chinchilla pelts skinned off them alive.